Category: Open Post
Open Post: Hosted By Selena Gomez Shouting That She’s Single To A Field Of Soccer Players
Back in January, Selena Gomez and one-half of the DJ duo The Chainsmokers’ Drew Taggart were spotted holding hands and going on date nights together. But it looks like their romance was extinguished like one of Drew’s cigarette butts because in a Tik Tok video, Selena can be seen sitting field-side of a soccer game, delicately hinting to the athletes that she’s available by yelling across the field, “I’M SINGLE!!!” The art of subtlety.
Open Post: Hosted By Amy Schumer Defending T-Shirt Sex After Tom Sandoval’s Comment On The “Vanderpump Rules” Reunion
Be nice to us uncultured swine who’ve been eating, breathing, and shitting the Vanderpump Rules “Scandoval” between Tom Sandoval and Raquel Leviss behind Ariana Madix’s back, because the final part of the reunion aired on Wednesday, leaving us in mourning (until Secrets Revealed next week). As Emily recapped the other day, many unbelievable things went down at the last installment of the reunion, like Raquel asking Tom if they could get Ariana to be in a throuple with them. But one of Tom’s comments about Ariana keeping a t-shirt on during sex reigned evil supreme. Ariana’s thriving now and, as we know, is already capitalizing on the shitty comment with “Fuck Me In This T-shirt” t-shirts (above). And VPR fan Amy Schumer was on last night’s Watch What Happens Live, where she said she’s on Ariana’s side and is a sex-in-a-shirt supporter.
Open Post: Hosted By Pizza Hut’s Pickle Pizza That’s Exclusive To NYC
The citizens of New York deserve a much-needed interruption from choking on orange, polluted air. And for those bold enough to venture out, they’re in luck for a culinary flavor explosion in their mouth holes. Because this weekend, for forty-eight hours only, Pizza Hut is releasing a pickle pizza that sounds like something Shaggy, Scooby, and the rest of the stoners of the world would rejoice in consuming. But unfortunately, it will only be served at one particular NYC Pizza Hut location, and they have a very specific reason why they’re not releasing the pie outside of the Empire State.
Open Post: Hosted By Salma Hayek Showing Off Her “White Hairs And Wrinkles”
Salma Hayek has objectively been a Hollywood babe for almost 30 years now and is also a bona fide billionaire-by-injection, so given her sex symbol status and mountains of cash, it would be easy for her to decide to be swimming in hair dye or wigs and good plastic surgery in perpetuity. However, 56-year-old Salma took to social media with a close-up of her face that showcased her silvering strands and a few wrinkles (both of which no one would have ever noticed if her altruistic, magnificent chi-chis were also in the photo).
Open Post: Hosted By The Cat Who Interrupted Her Human’s Interview On Live TV
Royal historian Marlene Koenig was doing a remote interview with the BBC to lend her expert opinion on the tabloid phone hacking trial involving Prince Harry. No offense, but snoooore. Luckily, Marlene’s interview was injected with a little drama when her cat, Fleur Victoria, jumped into the shot. All she wanted was to lie on her human’s lap, and, usually, what Fleur wants, Fleur gets. But, on this day, Marlene wasn’t willing to share the spotlight (RUDE). She caught Fleur mid-jump, smoothly depositing her off-camera before answering presenter Sally Bundock’s question. Professional? Maybe. An anti-feline hate crime? Definitely.
Open Post: Hosted By A Possibly Single Taylor Swift Choking On A Bug
Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour has been a magical, religious experience for many of her obsessive fans, but some of the shows haven’t been without their hiccups. A few weeks ago, a trap door Taylor was supposed to dive into didn’t open on time. And Last night during her Chicago show, she had two viral moments when her faulty mic wouldn’t work, AND she choked and sputtered after swallowing a bug. But one repulsive thing Taylor won’t have in her mouth anymore? “Fucking slack-jawed fuckwit” Matty Healy! Because Taylor and Matty (Tatty?) have reportedly called it quits.