Category: Open Post
Open Post: Hosted By Rosie, Who Could Be The World’s Oldest Living Cat At 32
According to all those teen magazines I read as a child, hitting their 30s is practically a death sentence. Backaches, and no more going to da club without looking like a meemaw/pa?! Might as well just pass away quietly. However, reality has shown me that rather than fall into a cemetery plot; you can celebrate your thirty decades and continue to live a full, beautiful life. Such is the case with Rosie, who lives in the city of Norwich in England. Rosie just turned 32, making her likely to be the world’s oldest pussy!
Open Post: Hosted By Fan-Created McDonald’s Ice Cream Sandwiches Made Out Of McFlurries And Hash Browns
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to put crunchy grease AND a cold dessert into your mouth at the same time? Hold on to your butts because TikTok’s got another horrible food item to test your gag reflex. The app’s food scientists have declared that today’s hottest combo is slopping some Oreo McFlurry in between two slabs of hash browns. Is this the Luther Vandross special but the dessert version? Just because you can make something, doesn’t mean you should.
Open Post: Hosted By The Weeknd’s New Song With Madonna And Playboi Carti For “The Idol”
While HBO Max keeps trying to get people to accept their rebrand of “Max” (never gonna happen), Abel Tesfaye aka The Weeknd, and Sam Levinson are crossing their fingers and hoping for the same with their controversial new show The Idol (also probably not gonna happen). The series hasn’t even been released yet but already has a 25 percent critics’ score on Rotten Tomatoes after being branded as a torture porn nightmare. So The Weeknd figured he’d sweeten the deal by getting the Queen of Pop, Madonna, to feature in one of the show’s tracks, “Popular,” and dropped the song only days before the June 4th release of The Idol.
Open Post: Hosted By Taylor Swift Fans Wearing Adult Diapers To The Eras Tour So They Don’t Miss Any Songs
While Taylor Swift has been scheming up ways to quiet the backlash from her dating the Azealia Banks-roasted scabies-ridden, “full incel” Matty Healy, her Swifties have been scheming up ways to not miss a single moment of the Eras Tour; and many (who don’t have a medical need to use them) have landed on wearing adult diapers so they don’t risk missing anything by heading to a bathroom.
Open Post: Hosted By The 102-Year-Old Woman Who Says “Good Sex” Is The Key To A Long Life
Most people obsess over their ages because the year beginning with “19” on our driver’s licenses tells the tale of old farts who remember rotary phones. But hopefully, we will all take heed to the sage advice from Joyce Jackman, a British woman who understands what it takes to live a very long, very fulfilling life. And according to Joyce, longevity is wrapped up into two very important components; alcohol and sex. This, along with chocolate, are the things Joyce says have contributed to her long life.
Open Post: Hosted By Jewel’s Polarizing Indy 500 National Anthem Performance
Like Chaka Khan and Fergie before her, this week Jewel decided to take some artistic liberties while performing The Star-Spangled Banner at a nationally televised sporting event. And like Chaka Khan and Fergie before her, Jewel’s performance at the Indianapolis 500 this past Sunday caused a stir; with some people loathing her slow, acoustic countrified version, while others lauded her for putting her own spin on it.