Diane Kruger Says That Norman Reedus Is Such An Impulse Buyer That He Once Bought A House In California Without Getting The Okay From Her First
FINALLY, some extremely relatable content! I mean, who hasn’t just casually dropped millions of dollars on a house after casually seeing it during a casual open house on a casual Sunday? We all have! “Oh shit, you just reminded me that I casually bought an $8 million house before brunch a couple of weeks ago” is probably what you just said to yourself. And well, Norman Reedus, Diane Kruger’s fiance and the father of her 3-year-old daughter, is just like all of us! While on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Diane talked about how Norman decided to buy a house and relocate their family from New York to California without so much as getting a thumbs-up emoji from her. Pacey would never!
I don’t know what it’s like in Malibu, but in my neck of the woods, “outside” is extremely unsexy at the moment, and running errands has become tantamount to LARPing The Walking Dead. So to see pictures of Norman Reedus out frolicking for the paparazzi with his girlfriend Diane Kruger during a global pandemic is unsettling, to say the least. Although, mostly still because, him?!?
Shed no more tears for Joshua Jackson. After splitting up with Diane Kruger, his girlfriend of 10 years who unceremoniously went on to make a baby with Normal Reedus very quickly, it looks like Joshua is also ready to move on in a permanent and legally binding way. According to The Daily Mail, Joshua was seen in Beverly Hills with his current girlfriend, actress Jodie Turner-Smith, getting a marriage license. You might be saying to yourself, “ah, that’s nice”, and it is. The couple were first seen doing grown-folks stuff together at Usher’s 40th birthday party back in October of last year. But DM says there’s a little extra spice to this tale of boy-meets-girl because just 6 weeks ago, boy’s lips met a different girl when he was spotted dropping her off at the airport. Pacey would never!
And all I can think of is poor, sexy Joshua Jackson probably sitting in the stands of an abandoned hockey rink in Canada somewhere, swilling a Labatt Blue in just a jockstrap, and wondering why the hell his hot blonde German ex just had a baby with greasy crossbow guy from the zombie show. Pacey – I’m available to you for consoling. Diane Kruger, 42, has given birth to her first baby with Norman Reedus, 49, according to UsWeekly and People. There are no pics yet, so it’s unknown whether or not Diane gave birth to the squintiest baby in history.
The Walking Dead’s ratings are currently lower than the groan of a zombie with a shovel to the head, and some fans believe it has jumped the shark.That may be so, but Norman Reedus clearly plans on jumping that shark with millions in his pockets.
It sometimes feels as though there are two schools of dressing when it comes to the couture of the Cannes Film Festival. One, wear only enough fabric not to get arrested for breaking a public indecency law. Or two, wear so much fabric, people will think you recently invested in a discount textile company. Diane Kruger showed up to Cannes wearing a whole lot of fabric, but according to Page Six, it’s because she might be trying to cover up a baby bump.