I don’t know what it’s like in Malibu, but in my neck of the woods, “outside” is extremely unsexy at the moment, and running errands has become tantamount to LARPing The Walking Dead. So to see pictures of Norman Reedus out frolicking for the paparazzi with his girlfriend Diane Kruger during a global pandemic is unsettling, to say the least. Although, mostly still because, him?!?
According to The Daily Mail, Norman and Diane have taken a page out of BenAna’s book, Pandemic Ho Strolling For Dummies, and gave the paparazzi posted outside of Cafe Habana in Malibu a show that included a motorcycle for two, gas station butt-touching, and a make out session followed by flirtatious curbside dining, including one shot of Norman playfully shoving a breakfast burrito in Diane’s face. According to The Daily Mail:
Diane Kruger and Norman Reedus recently moved into an $8.5million Hollywood Hills mansion.
But while they are enjoying settling into their love nest, the A-list couple took a break from self-quarantine as they ran errands on Thursday.
They were spotted packing on some PDA as they took the motorcycle to a local gas station in Malibu, where they enjoyed some lunch in the parking lot.
Kruger, 43, planted a smooch on Reedus, 51, as he leaned against a rail in the parking lot of Cafe Habana.
More distressing than Norman reedussing Diane in a parking lot, is DM’s description of their outfits. DM says Diane “cut a chic look in a cropped oversized white denim jacket” and “finished the look with high-waisted flared jeans and a pair of white Converse sneakers.” Worse yet, “Reedus served southwest vibes in a long-sleeve button-down shirt.” SOUTHWEST VIBES. In this economy?!?!
— Norman’s Fan page (@NormanFangirl1) April 6, 2020
gracias mundo por norman reedus y diane kruger❤️ pic.twitter.com/6qxDFs6B2F
— faro (@magnasdixon) April 4, 2020
I guess Hollywood stylists have not been designated essential service providers because, woof. DM says that Norman and Diane, who share a 2-year-old daughter, just got a really good deal on a Hollywood Hills mansion, which is apparently not big enough to contain their mutual passion for baggy clothes and tousled shoulder length hair.
The outing comes two weeks after they bought a castle-like 1920s villa with four bedrooms, four bathrooms and three half bathrooms.
They got the 7,700 square-foot, three-floor house at a relative steal for $8.5million, after it was originally listed at almost $13million.
I guess now we know where that $20 million raise Norman was asking for went. What, did you think one just finds exquisite southwest inspired fashion like Norman’s laying in the reject pile at Goodwill? No man, them shits are expensive!