Night Crumbs

August 27, 2021 / Posted by: Michael K

Nearly five years after Diane Kruger officially got with Norman Reedus following a shady and messy break-up from Joshua Jackson, we’re hearing that Diane and Norman are engaged. Diane and Norman will probably never confirm this because they’re private like that (see: the fact that she gave birth to their daughter in 2018 and we still don’t know the child’s name). But I wish I was a guest at their wedding because I really want to see Diane and Josh’s coochie cucumber dramatically show up to try and stop her from marrying Norman – Celebitchy

RIP to the email inboxes and DMs of everyone who works at Billboard because the BTS Army is about to attack them for asking BTS about their fans manipulating the charts – Lainey Gossip

“Lorde is dating BAZ LUHRMANN?!” was the first thought that entered my brain after seeing pictures of 24-year-old crooning woodland nymph Lorde with her 41-year-old music exec man Justin Warren – Just Jared

KISS has postponed one of their farewell shows after that nasty demon COVID-19 entered Paul Stanley – SOW

Delightful Michael Shannon stays delightful – Pajiba

Dakota Fanning gave a little gift to the armpit fetishists out there – Popoholic

Okay, which one of you risked sand-scratches to the coochie by doing yourself with a vibrator on a public beach in front of everyone? – Egotastic!

Pic: Wenn.com

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