It sometimes feels as though there are two schools of dressing when it comes to the couture of the Cannes Film Festival. One, wear only enough fabric not to get arrested for breaking a public indecency law. Or two, wear so much fabric, people will think you recently invested in a discount textile company. Diane Kruger showed up to Cannes wearing a whole lot of fabric, but according to Page Six, it’s because she might be trying to cover up a baby bump.
Sources say that 41-year-old Diane Kruger is most likely knocked up by her boyfriend of at least a year, 49-year-old Norman Reedus. The above picture was taken on Sunday at the premiere of Sink Or Swim. She’s wearing an Armani Prive gown that many people believe was chosen specifically for its shapelessness. One source says that Diane has worn “super billowy” dresses at three Cannes events so far. Later on Sunday, Diane was seen at a Women in Motion dinner event wearing what I can only describe as one of Betty Draper’s old maternity cast-offs.
And then there was the Met Gala last week, where Diane showed up in another stomach-obscuring dress. She’s also reportedly been seen at Cannes wearing a very large pink coat. As if her recent choice in clothing wasn’t a possible giveaway, there’s also her current drinking habits. Sources says that Diane has been seen drinking only water.
Page Six also points out that Diane listed her two-bedroom Tribeca apartment last month after living in it for only about a year. Source say she and Norman have been house hunting.
This would be Diane’s first kid, and Norman’s second (he shares an 18-year-old son with Helena Christensen).
Diane and Norman are notoriously private people. They just recently started posing for pictures together in a way that doesn’t scream, “Couple? You’re crazy – I barely know them!” I just don’t see Diane as the type that will announce a pregnancy in the typical celebrity way. Instead we’re going to be given all the evidence we need when a photographer catches Diane in an oversized hoodie pushing a stroller carrying a rugged-faced baby with a full head of messy brown bedhead.