At the very least, we can confirm that Lindsay Lohan has tested positive for: ATTENTION. Because the jury is still effectively out on whether or not the hints she’s been dropping are legitimate proof that Lindsay Lohan might currently be pregnant with a baby. But as some sharp-eyed fans have noted, Lindsay appears to have been leaving clues in the comments section of a recent Instagram post, by way of some carefully-placed likes.
…at Chuck E. Cheese’s. I didn’t want to add that little detail in the title, because there was already so much WTF energy going on up there. Shia LaBeouf is in the news today and it’s not because he was accused of doing something that would have producers second guess sending him audition sides. The last time Shia made headlines with baby-adjacent gossip news, it was way way way back in May 2020, after Shia was caught riding around on a bike fixed with a child-sized trailer to the back. People wondered if he was about to become a dad, but as time has proven, that wasn’t the case. Move aside, child-sized trailer, because this weekend we got a more obvious – and likely more accurate – clue about Shia’s possible paternity. And it came in the form of a large-bellied Mia Goth. That also means that Shia and Mia’s on-again/off-again situation is probably very much back on again.
The alarm clock reads 6:00. Sonny & Cher are singing “I Got You Babe.” I lay in bed, aware that I’m about to relive the same Nick Cannon headline I’ve already written before. This is my Groundhog Day. Just five months ago, Nick Cannon welcomed his fourth child. Then last month we learned that Nick Cannon will soon be the father to his second set of twins. And now there’s word that Nick Cannon might have yet another baby on the way.
Caught-on-camera celebrity purchases usually aren’t that suspicious or noteworthy. Sometimes a famous person just needs some attention…I mean, coffee. But Shia La Beouf was recently seen buying and riding around with a child trailer for the back of his bicycle. And of course, it hasn’t taken the internet very long to speculate on what that might mean.
Today in beautiful people news, it appears as though Joshua Jackson’s swimmers may have made their way out of Dawson’s Creek and spawned upstream into Jodie Turner-Smith’s uterus. According to The Daily Mail, Jodie and Joshua were spotted at the airport leaving Berlin, and unless Jodie was smuggling a nice crusty Bauernbrot under her shirt, she’s likely baking her own bun. The couple were also wearing rings on those fingers, renewing rumors that the two have already gotten married and didn’t invite me to their wedding, which was rude. I would have liked to have been included.
Every time Beyoncé steps out of the house with an ounce of Taco Tuesday bloat, the internet doesn’t take long to start hypothesizing about just how pregnant she is. Even a hint of new mommy energy sees a drastic drop in the Earth’s oxygen levels due to a million Beyhive members suddenly hyperventilating at the thought of another chosen one. Well, here’s the thing about that. Beyoncé would probably rather have you ask about that alleged Las Vegas residency than hear any more questions about the situation in her womb.