Caught-on-camera celebrity purchases usually aren’t that suspicious or noteworthy. Sometimes a famous person just needs some attention…I mean, coffee. But Shia La Beouf was recently seen buying and riding around with a child trailer for the back of his bicycle. And of course, it hasn’t taken the internet very long to speculate on what that might mean.
Today in beautiful people news, it appears as though Joshua Jackson’s swimmers may have made their way out of Dawson’s Creek and spawned upstream into Jodie Turner-Smith’s uterus. According to The Daily Mail, Jodie and Joshua were spotted at the airport leaving Berlin, and unless Jodie was smuggling a nice crusty Bauernbrot under her shirt, she’s likely baking her own bun. The couple were also wearing rings on those fingers, renewing rumors that the two have already gotten married and didn’t invite me to their wedding, which was rude. I would have liked to have been included.
Every time Beyoncé steps out of the house with an ounce of Taco Tuesday bloat, the internet doesn’t take long to start hypothesizing about just how pregnant she is. Even a hint of new mommy energy sees a drastic drop in the Earth’s oxygen levels due to a million Beyhive members suddenly hyperventilating at the thought of another chosen one. Well, here’s the thing about that. Beyoncé would probably rather have you ask about that alleged Las Vegas residency than hear any more questions about the situation in her womb.
Despite it looking like Dakota Johnson is ready to heave first trimester barfs into the nearest Ellen-branded coffee mug in that image above, that’s not what’s happening here. At least according to Dakota, who is again shutting down any possible pregnancy rumors that may be tagging along behind her name this week.
We’re nearly twenty days into Royal Duchess Bumpwatch 2018, and according to Cosmopolitan, there’s been a new development. So far any pregnancy suspicions have mostly been based on clothing, specifically how baggy, loose, dark, or ruffled in the midsection they may be. Now people are analyzing Duchess Meghan’s hair.
It sometimes feels as though there are two schools of dressing when it comes to the couture of the Cannes Film Festival. One, wear only enough fabric not to get arrested for breaking a public indecency law. Or two, wear so much fabric, people will think you recently invested in a discount textile company. Diane Kruger showed up to Cannes wearing a whole lot of fabric, but according to Page Six, it’s because she might be trying to cover up a baby bump.