Category: Ken Jeong

Rudy Giuliani’s “The Masked Singer” Episode Aired Last Night

April 21, 2022 / Posted by:

Back in early February, the news broke that judges Ken Jeong and Robin Thicke walked off The Masked Singer set after one of the contestants was revealed to be Rudy Giuliani. That Rudy Giuliani, of Four Seasons Total Landscaping and attempted-democracy-overthrowing fame! The 77-year-old was eliminated and unmasked after butchering the song Bad to the Bone by George Thorogood and the Destroyers. He’d been disguised as a Jack in the Box. If you’re familiar with the Borat 2 scene where Rudy puts his hand down his pants in the presence of actress Maria Bakalova, you’ll know how apt that costume choice is… “Pop goes the weasel!”  Continue reading

Two “The Masked Singer” Judges Walked Off The Set After Rudy Giuliani Was Revealed To Be A Contestant

February 3, 2022 / Posted by:

Inhale. Exhale. Maybe try counting to 10. You are fine, this is fine. Everything is fine. What you are experiencing is not a psychotic break. It is a post-traumatic stress response to seeing Rudy Giuliani again after we thought he had slithered away back to his underground lair to regain his strength after the taxing humiliations of the 2020 election left him drained of his precious bodily fluids. Which, considering what we saw leaking out of his hairline, is likely activated sludge composed of a mixture of microbes and suspended particles with some essential oils added to give it that special zip! But we were wrong. Rudy’s still topside and he’s been walking among us, masquerading as a human being masquerading as a patriotic banana split singing Frank Sinatra (or something) on the upcoming season of The Masked Singer.

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Open Post: Hosted By “The Masked Dancer” Visiting You In Your Sleep

November 5, 2020 / Posted by:

I saw a tweet once, and at the time, I thought it was one of the most laughably deranged theories of the QAnon era. Today, I’m not so sure. When failed California Republican Congressional candidate DeAnna Lorraine tweeted her suspicion that the Fox TV show The Masked Singer might have been used as a tool of the “demonic media” to “condition the public” to believe that masks are “normal” and “cool,” I guffawed. However, according to TVLine, just as Joe Biden is positioned to possibly become the next President of the United States and has floated the idea of a national mask mandate to curb the spread of COVID-19, Fox is set to debut a Masked Singer spin-off called The Masked Dancer. I have to admit, I’m sitting here asking myself; could it be that DeAnna had a point? I mean besides the one at the top of her pinhead?

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