Category: Naomi Campbell
Naomi Campbell Made A Video About Her Coronavirus Concerns
Even in 2020, when y’all see her name pop up in the news, y’all know that story is headed in any direction. Naomi Campbell, supermodel and the scourge of personal assistants everywhere, recently shot a video for her popular Being Naomi YouTube channel. And in it, she explains the reasoning for her recent stroll through LAX in a hazmat suit––among other delightful and totally relatable topics. Strap in boys and girls: this one’s a doozy (even for Naomi).
“The View” And A Bunch Of Other Shows Are Taping Without A Studio Audience Because Of COVID-19
As if The View wasn’t already a dystopian nightmare fueled by Meghan McCain’s toxic fumes, here comes the COVID-19 pandemic to really put a button in it. According to Deadline, The View is just one of many daytime TV staples forgoing a live studio audience “out of an abundance of caution,” which is a phrase so prevalent these days, it might just eclipse “thoughts and prayers” in our national discourse. Joining The View in an hollow studio to perform a pantomime of breezy nonchalance are Live With Kelly and Ryan, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Tamron Hall, The Wendy Williams Show, Rachael Ray, and Dr. Phil. Jeopardy! and Wheel of Fortune will also be lighting up that “applause” button for absolutely no one.
Naomi Campbell Rocked Some Hazmat Chic Because Of Coronavirus
Naomi Campbell is one hell of a germaphobe. Even before coronavirus, her flight routine involved sanitizing everything with Detol wipes while wearing a mask. Well bitch, coronavirus is on the scene and it’s not the name of some hot new model here to steal her power. It’s a deadly virus. But luckily, Naomi is prepared to deal with both of those things! She’s stepped her pussy up in the viral protection sense and is wearing a hazmat suit to the airport.
Cher, Naomi Campbell And Kim Kardashian Did A Motorcycle Gang Themed Photo Shoot Together
One thing I’ll never do is question Cher’s judgement. However, I’m shocked and saddened to report that Cher participated in a photo shoot for the cover of CR Fashionbook magazine in which she shares billing with Kim Kardashian and Naomi Campbell. Naomi I can accept. Naomi has the range. But the fact that Kim and Cher played with wigs and motorcycles together, side-by-side, hurts my soul. Therefore, I must rely on my deeply held spiritual belief that there is a higher power at work here, and her name is Cher. Cher makes no mistakes.
Open Post: Hosted By The Return Of Heidi Klum And Tim Gunn
Heidi Klum and Tim Gunn‘s new Amazon Prime series, Making The Cut, is pretty much Project Runaway but with a bigger budget (they got Jeff Bezos money now!) and Naomi Campbell as a judge. So basically what I’m saying as someone who loves fashion and models slinging clever insults at people is: I’m in. Oh wait, that’s Project Runway talk and Heidi has moved on from that. Sort of. Anyway, the trailer is now here.
A Racist Troll Came For Normani And Hailey Bieber Decided To Slap At Them
Now that Halloween is over, we have a full breakdown of all the costumes the celebs wore to parties, and more importantly, wore on their social media to stunt on all their millions of followers. Normani pulled some tricks for Halloween, and dressed up as an iconic look from both Naomi “Check Your Lipstick Before You Talk To Me” Campbell, and THEE Cher. Well one racist troll on the internet decided that, like Megyn Kelly and Jesus, they believed Cher was exclusively for the whites. Well, Hailey Bieber, of all people, decided she would take the time out of her day of doing (insert whatever Hailey Bieber does here) to tell that troll to piss off. There will be no racism on her holy holiday!