The Great And Powerful Cher Is Not Satisfied With Wendy Williams’ Puny Apologies

January 16, 2020 / Posted by:

If a feud between Wendy Williams and Cher over Joaquin Phoenix is the only celebrity feud we get this year, I’d be satisfied. As such, I humbly give thanks to Cher above for her blessings. Last week on her show, Wendy ran her mouth off about the Golden Globes and got to talking about Joaquin. And because she didn’t actually have anything to report other than that he exists in the world, she rambled on about his appearance. In doing so, Wendy noted that his lip scar made him “oddly attractive,” and then mimed a cleft lip before talking with her hands all the way in her mouth. Adam Bighill, a Canadian pro football player whose son was born with a cleft palate, called her out on Twitter. But since most people don’t know him from, well, from Adam, it might have ended with Wendy’s eventual apology (more on that later). However, I am beyond thrilled to report that Cher has gotten wind of Wendy’s antics and is ALL CAPS MAD. So mad in fact she’s calling for Wendy to be fired. God may have made Adam, but Cher’s the only higher power I acknowledge.

According to People, in addition to calling for Wendy to apologize, Adam revealed that his son Beau was actually having surgery to repair his lip that very day. He tweeted:

“Today is Beau’s big day. He is getting his lip repaired today in Winnipeg by the fantastic Dr. Ross,” he wrote, sharing a photo holding his baby. “Thanks to everyone who has reached out, and in advance, thanks for any of your well wishes for Beau. He is so loved!”

Later, he wrote in another since-deleted tweet that he was still waiting for Williams to apologize.

Well, she has. And she said that “her show” has made donations to two different organizations (I guess Kevin’s still holding her pocket change), and Adam thanked her and accepted her apology.

That may be well and good down here on earth, but only Cher has the power to judge. Cher went off, smiting Wendy’s entire existence, by cursing her cattle, fields and ratings.

Some sort of serf or peasant tried to defend Wendy by pointing out her apology, and now that person should probably worry about frogs crawling out of their mouths every time they burp. Cher sees all, OK?

Whooo, good luck with the wheat harvest this year, Stefano.


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