Kylie Jenner And Her Friends Went As Stripper Disney Princesses For Halloween

October 31, 2019 / Posted by:

Kylie Jenner just had to turn the tricks this Halloween and so she and her best girlfriends all dressed up on theme. I’m sure you can guess that it was a “Slutty” something. Slutty Candles? Slutty Crayons? Slutty Dishes–like: “I’m a Slutty Saucer,” and she wears saucers over her nipples? Well no. Kylie and her girls dressed up as ho versions of Disney princesses, and honestly, I love a ho version of anything!

Kylie went as a sexy Ariel from The Little Mermaid, and maybe, just maybe, she’s a secret environmentalist and this is her way of addressing plastic polluting our oceans. Or she just wanted to be a sexy Ariel.

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Ariel grew up.. ♥️

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found my flounder… 🐠

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You just know one of those coke nails is going to get caught in that fishing line tit-container she has on.

Wannabe new bestieSofia Richie dressed as Sleeping Beauty, and she nailed it, because she looks like she’s sleeping with her eyes open. Although, she always looks like that.

Honestly, where’s the cleavage! Where’s the skin? No stripper worth her salt would ever wear this! Total miss. Let’s keep going. Kylie’s friend Victoria Villarroel went as Jasmine. $20 to the person who knew who Victoria Villaroel was before this moment, because it sure wasn’t me.

Not pictured: Kim Kardashian about to tackle this Victoria person because she wishes her Princess Jasmine costume had an almost-coochie-baring cutout.

Yris Palmer went as Belle:

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Beauty is found within 🌹

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Surprisingly, Yris didn’t add #SponsoredByYandy to that post. No offense to Yandy.

And finally Kylie’s actual bestie, Stassie Karanikolaou went as a chaste and demure Cinderella:

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meet me before midnight 👸🏼

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That looks like it was pulled off of the clearance rack at a clothing store for 90s club clothes, but the good news for Stassi is that when Kylie eventually replaces her as Best Friend, she can sell it as “costume worn with Kylie Jenner” on eBay for some quick coins.

Also not pictured: Kris Jenner going as a Slutty Charlize Theron in Snow White And The Huntsman, draining the life of the young maidens in Calabasas to maintain her youth AKA: the one day a year she leaves the house not in costume.

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