Kylie Jenner just had to turn the tricks this Halloween and so she and her best girlfriends all dressed up on theme. I’m sure you can guess that it was a “Slutty” something. Slutty Candles? Slutty Crayons? Slutty Dishes–like: “I’m a Slutty Saucer,” and she wears saucers over her nipples? Well no. Kylie and her girls dressed up as ho versions of Disney princesses, and honestly, I love a ho version of anything!
Kylie went as a sexy Ariel from The Little Mermaid, and maybe, just maybe, she’s a secret environmentalist and this is her way of addressing plastic polluting our oceans. Or she just wanted to be a sexy Ariel.
You just know one of those coke nails is going to get caught in that fishing line tit-container she has on.
Wannabe new bestie, Sofia Richie dressed as Sleeping Beauty, and she nailed it, because she looks like she’s sleeping with her eyes open. Although, she always looks like that.
Honestly, where’s the cleavage! Where’s the skin? No stripper worth her salt would ever wear this! Total miss. Let’s keep going. Kylie’s friend Victoria Villarroel went as Jasmine. $20 to the person who knew who Victoria Villaroel was before this moment, because it sure wasn’t me.
Not pictured: Kim Kardashian about to tackle this Victoria person because she wishes her Princess Jasmine costume had an almost-coochie-baring cutout.
Yris Palmer went as Belle:
Surprisingly, Yris didn’t add #SponsoredByYandy to that post. No offense to Yandy.
And finally Kylie’s actual bestie, Stassie Karanikolaou went as a chaste and demure Cinderella: