Night Crumbs
Fanny Brice will live on Broadway yet again, and it won’t be Idina Menzel or Lady Gaga yodeling about how she’s a commer (yes, that’s my favorite lyric in Don’t Rain On My Parade, DUH). Beanie Feldstein, who was in Lady Bird, Broadway’s Hello Dolly!, and Booksmart, will play Fanny in the first-ever Broadway revival of Funny Girl which will start performances in April 2022. The producers of Funny Girl better constantly check her drinks for a possible laxative spiking and put mattresses at the bottom of every set of stairs in the theater. Because I have a feeling that Lea Michele is going to show up on opening night in full costume as Fanny Brice and say, “Oh, hi, I just happened to be in the neighborhood in full costume just in case Beanie gets the shits or something!” – Playbill
And today must be Beanie Feldstein Day because the newest teaser trailer for Impeachment: American Crime Story is out, and Beanie Feldstein isn’t really giving me Monica Lewinsky in this quick clip, but she is giving me Lady Gaga at the beginning of A Star Is Born with that hair – TVLine
A 12-year-old Quentin Tarantino vowed to never give his mother any money if he made it big after she shit on his writing career dreams, and it’s a promise that he’s (mostly) kept – Celebitchy
The dumb fucks who think that I Am Legend is a documentary don’t need to worry about the vaccine turning them into zombies since they’re already clumsy corpses with little brain activity – Pajiba
After going through a messy divorce, Christina Ricci brought some happy news by announcing that she’s pregnant with her second kid – Just Jared
Why do I have a feeling that Sophia Bush is going to get texts from people she hasn’t talked to in a while congratulating her for getting engaged to “Hugh Grant”? – SOW
Pfft, Bozo, please with that “clown trend” shit since Kanye West has been making clown clothes for years – Lainey Gossip
That anal eyeball below Ashley Greene will haunt my nightmares tonight – Popoholic
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