In Here We Go Again News: Pete Davidson And Miley Cyrus Went To His Condo Together After Their “Tonight Show” Taping

December 10, 2021 / Posted by:

According to Page Six, it’s possible that all of humanity’s ills will soon be but a distant memory as balance, reason, and the natural order have returned to the universe with the news that Pete Davidson may have finally coupled with his one true mate, Miley Cyrus. Page Six reports that following a joint appearance on Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, where they showed off the matching tattoos they already got together back in 2017, Pete and Miley went back to his Staten Island condo and slipped into his garage unseen by the paparazzi. It’s a thrilling prospect and the truest expression of natural selection known to man since two monkeys who figured out how to use a bone boned.

Since there is not one other plausible reason why Pete and Miley, both for whom publicity and weed are the water they drink and the air that they breathe, might, after an evening of both, risk luring the press to Pete’s private sanctuary, we can only assume that it was being in the throes of True Love that clouded their judgment. Not, you know, the literal clouds of smoke from their hot-boxed SUV. Or the fact that they have a New Years’ Eve special to promote. Page Six reports:

Miley Cyrus and Pete Davidson spent more quality time together following the taping of their “Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon” appearance Thursday, Page Six has learned.

A source exclusively told us that Cyrus’ SUV was seen pulling into the garage of Davidson’s Staten Island condo after their pretaped segment.

“They left NBC around 8:30 and arrived at Pete’s place around 9:40 p.m.,” a source said.

We’re told images of the pair getting out of their vehicles were not taken because the SUVs pulled into the garage.

Reps for Cyrus, 29, and Davidson, 28, did not return requests for comment.

Honestly, we should be so lucky! Pete and Miley are the most perfect pairing since peanut butter (him) and jelly (her). They’re more perfectly matched than gin (her) and tonic (him). They are more complimentary than a root canal (her) and a nitrous oxide-induced fever dream involving an oiled-up Kim Kardashian wrestling a baboon as Ariana Grande looks on impassively from the corner while mournfully playing sousaphone (him). And speaking of Kim, despite Pete having finally found someone who can match him, bong rip for bong rip, Page Six says Kim’s not jealous.

Prior to their hangout session, Cyrus playfully performed a cover of Yvonne Fair’s “It Should Have Been Me” on “The Tonight Show” in a jab at Davidson and Kim Kardashian’s romance.

“It should have been me,” she sang before ad-libbing the words, “on the week of promoting our special.” (Cyrus and Davidson are co-hosting a New Year’s Eve special on NBC this year.)

During her flirty performance, Cyrus walked over to Davidson and even put her leg on him, grabbed his hat off his head and put it on herself at one point. The comedian just smirked, nodded and pointed at Fallon, 47, throughout the stunt.

However, it does not appear that Kardashian is jealous of her rumored boyfriend’s banter with Cyrus.

When the “Hannah Montana” star posted a promo image of herself with the “King of Staten Island” star, and captioned it, “BIG DEBUT ENERGY 🍾 Pete & I are official! CO-HOSTS that is,” the KKW Beauty CEO “liked” the pic.

Good to know Kim’s got her priorities straight. Why spend all day in lawyers’ offices discussing ways in which your husband’s connection to alleged treasonous interference with America’s election process might affect your family when you can be in on the fun and excitement of speculating about where Pete’s dick has been. Here’s Miley and Pete’s interview. At about the 2:45 mark, you can hear them talk about their matching “we babies” tattoos (yes, he’s still in the process of erasing his) that they got backstage at SNL after appearing in a sketch in which they played rapping “trap babies. Kind of like if the Muppet babies had Bhad Bhabie for a nanny.

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