Category: Meghan Markle

The High Court In London Rejected Prince Harry’s Request To Pay Out Of Pocket For Police Protection When Visiting The U.K.

May 23, 2023 / Posted by:

When Prince Harry and Meghan Markle decided to turn in their working royals lanyards a few years back and take refuge in Montecito, CA, USA all on their own dime thankyouverymuch; they also lost access to the U.K. police as part of their security detail when they return for visits. But since the two are now polarizing figures whose work is roiling the royal family across several mediums, they feel they’re in danger and still require that level of protection when on English soil. Back when THE QUEEN was still alive, Harry even offered to pay for it out of his Netflix-lined pockets so it wasn’t a burden on British taxpayers, but he was turned down. Harry vowed to take that decision up with the law and did; however, People reports the High Court in London just released its decision that Harry and Meghan will not have the police at their disposal when there, even if they fork out their own big-mouth bucks.

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Whoopi Goldberg Doesn’t Seem To Buy All Of Prince Harry And Meghan Markle’s Car Chase Story

May 19, 2023 / Posted by:

Though Prince Harry and Meghan Markle‘s spokesperson described the recent New York paparazzi pursuit of them (along with Meghan’s mom, Doria Ragland) as a “nearly catastrophic” two-hour long, sometimes 80 mph car chase; the NYPD only called it “challenging,” Mayor Eric Adams said a chase of any length is very dangerous though he found it “hard to believe” it lasted two hours; and photo agency, Backgrid, said the trio was seemingly in “no immediate danger” from their paps but will be investigating further. But, we’ve finally gotten to hear from the most essential voice on any issue: Whoopi Goldberg, of course. On The View yesterday, she shed doubt on Harry and Meghan’s account of the situation, basically saying that her on-air fart smells and backtracking apologies after she farts out an offensive take travel faster than a car can in NYC traffic.

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Prince Harry, Meghan Markle, And Her Mother Were Reportedly Involved In A “Nearly Catastrophic” Two-Hour Car Chase With The Paparazzi In NYC

May 17, 2023 / Posted by:

Prince Harry, Meghan Markle, and her mom Doria Ragland were all in NYC last night for the Ms. Foundation 2023 Women of Vision Awards, where Meghan was honored by Gloria Steinem. But after they left the awards, which were held at the Ziegfeld Theater in midtown Manhattan, whatever champagne buzz they had left was probably knocked out of them when they say they got into a scary car chase with the paps. Apparently, the streets of Manhattan turned into a Vin Diesel-less reboot of Fast & Furious when the paps began chasing the SUV that Harry, Meghan, and Doria were in. Harry and Meghan’s rep says that the chase lasted over two hours and put other drivers and pedestrians in danger. Of course, this is taking everyone back to 1997 when Harry’s mother, Princess Diana, her partner Dodi Al Fayed, and driver, Henri Paul, were all killed in a car crash during a chase with the paparazzi.

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Sir Karl Jenkins Confirms That He Was Not Meghan Markle In Disguise At The Coronation

May 12, 2023 / Posted by:

When Welsh composer Sir Karl Jenkins attended the royal Coronation for King Charles III last weekend, he probably put on his best suit, combed out his giant mustache, and left the house really feeling himself- only to have his picture and videos from the Coronation go viral under the assertion that CLEARLY, he’s actually Meghan Markle in disguise. But Sir Karl has popped up on TikTok to say that he’s definitely not Meghan Markle. Or…is that exactly what Meghan Markle wants us to think??!!

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Prince Harry Is Expected To Attend Both King Charles’ Coronation AND Archie’s Fourth Birthday Party

May 1, 2023 / Posted by:

Even though Prince Harry and Meghan Markle hoped their family of four would be welcomed with open arms to take center balcony at King Charles III’s Coronation this weekend–complete with a Prince Archie birthday shoutout–after scoring a reluctant, indirect invite, either The Firm laughed in their faces, or Harry found out there won’t be a proper supply of Monica Gellar’s garage fridge-grade shrooms there to make it bearable enough to stay for all three days. As we already heard, Harry’s going to attend the ceremony solo, but it looks like he’s also now decided to only stay in the UK for 24 hours to make an appearance at the main event of his dad’s corny before returning home in time to be at Archie’s “low-key” birthday party.

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Meghan Markle Signs With Talent Agency WME To “Build Out Her Business Ventures”

April 28, 2023 / Posted by:

Meghan Markle left behind royal treatment in Britain and is now turning the page to a new chapter in her life…where she’ll get the royal treatment in Hollywood. The former star of Suits, Deal or No Deal, and Get Him to the Greek just signed with A-listers-only talent agency William Morris Endeavors, aka WME, which is home to Denzel Washington, Hugh Jackman, Ben Affleck, and Meghan’s BFF Serena Williams. How nice of Serena Williams to put in a good word for Meghan. But sadly, if you were hoping to see Meghan play herself in future Lifetime movies and a future reboot of The Crown, you may be out of luck because she signed with WME to explore “business ventures.

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