Larry David Yelled At Alan Dershowitz At A Grocery Store On Martha’s Vineyard

Noted attorney Alan Dershowitz, who most recently represented Donald Trump during his impeachment trial and is now a frequent NewsMax commentator, was just minding his own business in front of the grocery store in Martha’s Vineyard the other day when he spotted his friend Larry David. Being the friendly, neighborly sort, Alan greeted Larry and to his shock, was rebuffed! Knowing in his heart he didn’t do anything wrong to deserve such a cruel shunning, Alan pressed Larry asking him “We can still talk, Larry,” only to be met with screams and yells so violent that Alan “was worried that he was going to have a stroke.” How’s a level-headed regular good-guy like Alan supposed to react to that?! Well, rip off his t-shirt to reveal another t-shirt that says “It’s The Constitution Stupid!,” that’s what! Look, I  know this sounds like fan-fic but it’s not. Page Six spoke to Alan directly to confirm the story as told to them by a “Page Six spy” who saw it all go down in front of them. You know how it is on the Vineyard. No Jacket or “Allegedly” Required.

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