Category: Kristen Stewart
Kristen Stewart Doesn’t “Give A Shit” About The Oscar Talk Around Her Performance In “Spencer”
Lady Gaga just had an aneurysm because Kristen Stewart–who is getting “Oscar buzz” for playing Princess Diana in the movie Spencer–said in a recent Variety podcast that she doesn’t “give a shit” about getting an Oscar. Gaga is probably writing a letter to the Academy now like: “Okay, so she’s taken her name out of the running–cross her off the list–it’s only fair.”
Open Post: Hosted By Guy Fieri Agreeing To Officiate Kristen Stewart’s Wedding
Kristen Stewart recently announced that she’s engaged to her girlfriend of two years, Dylan Meyer, who proposed to Kristen just before putting a vampire baby in her womb which ate her from the inside out. Wait, sorry–we keep mixing up Kristen’s life with Twilight–which was definitely not included in her personal top 5 movies she’s made. While Kristen’s engagement and relationship, in general, has been very low-key, it seems her wedding may not be as Guy Fieri has heard the call and he informed Kristen on The Today Show that he would love to officiate her wedding. “As Mayor of Flavortown, I now pronounce you married!”
Kristen Stewart Is Engaged To Dylan Meyer
Almost exactly two years ago, Kristen Stewart told Howard Stern that she couldn’t “fucking wait” to marry her girlfriend, Dylan Meyer. Well, it looks like Kristen Stewart can officially retire her How Long Do I Have To Fucking Wait countdown clock because she recently returned to Howard Stern’s SiriusXM show and announced that she and Dylan are going to get married. It’s only Tuesday, and it’s already shaping up to be a great week for engaygements (to the LGBTQ+ community, I am so sorry for turning that word into such a terrible pun).
Kristen Stewart Says She’s Been In About 5 Good Movies
Kristen Stewart is 31 and has been acting since she was 10. And during that 21-year career, she’s been in a lot of movies. Many movies. So many in fact, that she’s now gotten to the point where she’s able to rank her past work into categories like Good Movies I’ve Been In, and At Least I Got A Check For This. Although she won’t specifically name which ones she thinks are good but there are 5 of them according to her.
Kristen Stewart Says A Full Sentence In The Full Trailer For “Spencer”
They teased us Kristen Stewart as Princess Diana skeptics last month with the teaser trailer for Spencer in which Kristen finally showed us the accent she’s been working on in between her (failed) posture and etiquette classes in preparation for the role. Even though she only said “they don’t” at the end, it was enough to convince some folks that she had nailed it. Now we have the first full-length trailer, and in addition to saying “they don’t,” Kristen also asks “this country?” And in the trailer’s climax, she speaks an entire sentence (which I won’t spoil). Unfortunately, I’m going to have to remain a skeptic for now because, in this trailer, Kristen is completely overshadowed by the incredible, charismatic performances of the dogs playing THE QUEEN’s Corgis. Kristen may have beautiful gowns, but those little bitches are giving the performance of a lifetime with their little fluffy butts totally exposed!
Kristen Stewart Felt She Got Approval From Princess Diana’s Spirit While Filming “Spencer”
Last week Kristen Stewart’s Princess Diana biopic, Spencer, debuted at the Venice International Film Festival, and, so far, the reviews have been pretty good. But people are foaming at the mouth over Kristen’s portrayal of Diana. Critics are saying it’s the best performance of her career, the audience at the premiere gave her a three-minute standing ovation, and all the Veneziani canal fishies literally learned human English so they could gurgle,“GIVE HER THE OSCUHHH!”