Open Post: Hosted By Guy Fieri Agreeing To Officiate Kristen Stewart’s Wedding

November 5, 2021 / Posted by:

Kristen Stewart recently announced that she’s engaged to her girlfriend of two years, Dylan Meyer, who proposed to Kristen just before putting a vampire baby in her womb which ate her from the inside out. Wait, sorry–we keep mixing up Kristen’s life with Twilight–which was definitely not included in her personal top 5 movies she’s made. While Kristen’s engagement and relationship, in general, has been very low-key, it seems her wedding may not be as Guy Fieri has heard the call and he informed Kristen on The Today Show that he would love to officiate her wedding. “As Mayor of Flavortown, I now pronounce you married!”

Kristen announced her engagement on The Howard Stern Show and also mentioned how she wanted a “sweet, sweet spiky-headed man” to be the one to pronounce her and Dylan, wife and wife. No, she didn’t mean Sonic The Hedgehog, she meant Guy Fieri. via Entertainment Weekly:

“Guy Fieri from the Food Network officiates a lot of gay weddings… The idea of that man–that sweet, sweet spikey-headed man–coming to our wedding and officiating it, it just makes me laugh so much.”

And while doing more promo for her Princess Diana movie, Spencer, on Today, Hoda Kotb and Savannah Guthrie surprised Kristen with a message from Guy:

Well, Guy Fieri accepted the call during a Thursday morning interview on the fourth hour of Today, where Stewart was surprised by a video message from the Diners, Drive-ins and Dives star. “Hey Kristen, Guy Fieri here, and I heard through the Flavortown grapevine that you are looking for a sweet spikey-haired officiant for your wedding,” Fieri said in his pre-taped message. “I’m all in!”

“Oh my god,” Stewart said, reacting in complete surprise. “Is he joking?”

…Ever the matchmaker, host Hoda Kotb needed to make sure that Stewart was serious about wanting Fieri to officiate. “Absolutely!” Stewart replied almost immediately, before getting excited. “Do you know where he lives? What’s his address? Does he live in L.A.? We should talk about this.”

He was absolutely not kidding, and Guy replied to Kristen on Twitter:

This just upped the elegance factor of Kristen and Dylan’s wedding about a million notches. Now she just needs to get him to confirm he’ll cater the event with his Dragon’s Breath chili with fries and Kristen is set!

Pic: NBC/Twitter

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