Category: Fake News
Kirstie Alley Went On A Twitter Rant And Blocking Spree
Kirstie Alley, beloved star of Veronica’s Closet, is back on trending topics. For something acting-related, you ask? Nope. Unless you mean acting a fool, then you are correct! Kirstie has let us into the complicated labyrinthian maze that is her mind and unleashed a disjointed rant on Twitter. If you need to brush up on topics such as “MIS-information” and Canadian truckers, then Kirstie’s your gal!
The Kardashians Deny That Khloe Is In Talks To Be The Next Bachelorette
That was fast. Before we could clean the panting hot breath marks and sticky palm prints off the inside of our car windows after hearing that Khloe Kardashian (in wax above) was “in contention” (AKA anywhere from completely fabricated to already inked), to be the next Bachelorette, the rumor has been shot down. According to Khloe’s Momager Kris Jenner and protective moral compass big sister Kim Kardashian, Khloe as the Bachelorette is a no go, which is a shame, since she clearly can not be trusted to swipe right on her own.
Piers Morgan Has Been Accused Of Faking His Recent Hospital Stay
Piers Morgan recently posted a selfie in the hospital, leading to premature cheers from his detractors celebrating his impending demise. However, Piers is not deathly ill and claims he just has a little upset tummy wummy after eating a vegan sausage roll live on tellie. Since this is Piers we’re talking about, people are calling BS on his reasons for skipping class and going to the nurse’s office, as he’s been on an anti-vegan kick this month in protest of “Veganuary.” Strange issue for Piers to choose as his latest soap box stance, but hey, stunt queens gotta stunt. Continue reading
Tara Reid Claims She Wasn’t Kicked Off A Flight, She Left After They Wouldn’t Let Her Sit With Her Dog
Yesterday, TMZ reported that Tara Reid was kicked off of a Delta Airlines flight for acting like an entitled twat. Those reports are NOT TRUE, says Tara Reid! Despite the testimony of several eyewitnesses, and video evidence of the event, Tara claimed in an Extra interview (followed up with a lengthy Instagram message “to whom it may concern”), that she decided to pack up her little dog and bounce of her accord because they wouldn’t let Beso Reid, who is a registered emotional support dog, sit next to her on the flight. Tara also claimed that a flight attendant suggested she put Beso Reid in an overhead bin, like Kokito Robledo (RIP), the Frenchie who died after being put in an overhead bin. She then busted out a mouth harp and gave a stirring rendition of The Coasters’ 1959 hit “Charlie Brown”. Fee fee, fye fye, fo fo, fum, I smell smoke in the auditorium…
Trump Now Suggests That The “Access Hollywood” Tape Is Fake
There’s exciting news coming out of The White House this morning! The government wants to host a contest! First prize is a golden (well, gold-ish, it’s more a Crayola orange color) trophy made from the hair that collects in the drain in President Donald J. Trump’s private shower!