Category: Pax

Brad Pitt Is Reportedly Really Sad About His Fallout With Maddox

October 10, 2019 / Posted by:

Somewhere in an alternate universe, this isn’t one of the most recent pictures we’ve got of Brad Pitt and Maddox Jolie. In said universe, there are pics of Brad and Madd throwing up praise arms while celebrating the almighty Kanye West at a Sunday Service. Of course, in our universe, those pictures don’t exist, because Maddox doesn’t want anything to do with Brad, no matter how many free pairs of Yeezy Boosts Brad’s new friend could hook him up with. And according to a source close to the situation, Brad is very bummed out about that.

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Nearly All Of Angelina Jolie’s Kids Joined Her At The “Maleficent 2” Premiere

October 1, 2019 / Posted by:

The premiere for Maleficent: Mistress of Evil was held last night in Los Angeles, and it’s not exactly a surprise that Angelina Jolie would be there. You know, since she’s the second-billed star (I’m pretty sure her cheekbones get top billing). And Angelina decided to bring a plus one, plus two, plus three, plus four, and plus five in the form of her kids Pax, Shiloh, Vivienne, Zahara, and Knox. It’s pretty clear that Angelina didn’t circulate a family-wide text beforehand about who would be wearing what, otherwise Zahara wouldn’t have shown up looking like Maleficent’s even more diabolically dramatic replacement that was recruited from an evil finishing school. That scorpion looks like it’s about to hand in its notice and go to work on Zahara’s dress.

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Angelina Jolie Doesn’t Want Her Kids To Be “Perfectly Behaved Little People”

December 31, 2018 / Posted by:

Now that her divorce with Brad Pitt has moved past the custody phase (I think? Like I don’t want to jinx her), Angelina Jolie is starting the follow-up struggle: recovering her tattered public persona. It’s hard to come out of a malicious divorce without looking like an evil bitch, and considering how many “sources” were popping up to spill some tea, Angie definitely didn’t. But here she is talking about her kids, so how can she be a bitch?

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