I guess after that Page Six article tried to knock the halo off of her head and trashed her to Hell and back, Angelina Jolie is trying to salvage a bit of her once-pristine(ish) image. Because Page Six, who is still aiming their shank at Angie, says that she’s been taking her kids out in front of the paps to earn a few brownie points through their sweet, innocent faces and her pure, maternal instincts.
Angie and Brad Pitt have been slapping at each other through their lawyers and “sources” for what feels like eons now. Angie was painting Brad as a deadbeat for not paying her enough money, Brad said it was “disgusting” that they were fighting in public, Angie switched lawyers because she reportedly wanted someone who was absolutely ruthless… it’s been a mess all around. Neither of them is coming out looking good, but that’s not stopping either of them from trying to make the other look worse by comparison.
According to Page Six, Angie’s next step in trying to look like the lesser of two evils, has been making a habit of taking the children out for family fun time and she’s been choosing to do it in heavily paparazzi-infested areas of L.A.
Angie took Maddox and Zahara to Fred Segal on Sunday, where all the aspiring celebrities go to be “unexpectedly” photographed. Fred Segal? Fred-fucking-Segal? Really Angelina, this is where you’re at, girl? Hitting up Fred Segal for some quick publicity is some real Parisite Hilton-2006 shit, mama. That’s a whole damn mess. You’re above this. But apparently she isn’t, because Angelina brought the kids back to Fred Segal on Monday to check out the Fred Segal Loves Browns pop-up.
Good luck to Angelina Jolie in refurbishing her tarnished image through the use of her young children, but I think that emulating LA’s trashiest residents is not the best way to do it. Wasn’t she into Amal Clooney? Amal would never work the ho-stroll at Fred Segal, Angie. Maybe at Chanel, or some charity gala or something which is raising “awareness.” Come on girl, level it up. Get papped at a food bank and make sure the paps get a clear shot of you selflessly giving the loaf of bread you got for your family to a starving child. You’ll earn saint points AND show everyone how broke you are. Two birds!