Open Post: Hosted By Nicole Kidman’s Neck Getting Slurped By Keith Urban

June 26, 2021 / Posted by:

Every time I see Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban bringing the dreaded PDA to whatever event or pap stroll they’re working, I marvel that Keith’s teasingly gradual but inexorable morph into Helen Hunt is almost complete. Soon they will rebrand themselves as two naughty, flaxen-haired, mid-life gayelles riding off into the sunset and opening a used bookshop/fair-trade coffeehouse in Provincetown while looking into the ethics of keeping their own laying hens.

In the meantime, we’re still supposed to see them as a hetero couple unable to keep their hands and other flapping body parts off of each other, so let’s just roll with it. Taste of Country shares that yesterday, June 25, was the couple’s 15th wedding anniversary, and that their extremely fiery lust could not, not, NOT be contained:

via Taste of Country:

Nicole Kidman isn’t here for those “I married my best friend” kind of moments on her wedding anniversary to Keith Urban. The actor’s risqué picture of the two on Instagram is some high-class heat.

Her followers only get a glimpse of the couple, now married 15 years as of Friday (June 25). The picture is stylized to create a tearaway effect, so we only see one side of Urban’s face and the right side of Kidman’s chin. She’s fully blinged out with her head tilted back, lips parted in ecstasy as her husband runs his tongue along her neck. It’s all very rockstar.

I dunno about the “rockstar” bit, but here is the hotter-than-thou neck slurpage in question, from Nicole’s Instagram:

Mostly it looks like Keith and his trio of faux-onyx earrings from Claire’s were trying to kill a pesky mosquito that crash-landed on Nicole’s neck when everyone suddenly realized that the swatter was in the pool house. But if this is what these crazy kids find hot and foreplay-ish after 15 years of marriage, two kids, and maybe or maybe not spending 2020 dodging quarantine, so be it!

Here’s some more Keith and Nicole PDA in celebration of their anniversary and before they have to start Googling real estate in Provincetown:

Pic: YouTube/Taste of Country

Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or post comments like "Who cares?", or have multiple accounts, or repost a comment that was deleted by a mod, or post NSFW pics/videos/GIFs, or go off topic when not in an Open Post, or post paparazzi/event/red carpet pics from photo agencies due to copyright infringement issues. Also, promoting adblockers, your website, or your forum is not allowed. Breaking a rule may result in your Disqus account getting permanently or temporarily banned. New commenters must go through a period of pre-moderation. And some posts may be pre-moderated so it could take a minute for your comment to appear if it's approved. If you have a question or an issue with comments, email: [email protected]

alt="drupal analytics" >