Category: Coochie Watch 2020
Rihanna And A$AP Rocky Are Either Dating Or They’re Not
Rocky and Riri really rolls right off the tongue but don’t take that to mean that their tongues are literally rolling off each other. I mean they might be, but The Sun seems to think that A$AP Rocky and Rihanna are actually dating. Rihanna’s billionaire ex-boyfriend’s body isn’t even cold yet (in fact I’m willing to bet it’s still hot), but the 2020 Coochie Watchers cannot, and will not, be deterred!
Rihanna And Hassan Jameel Broke Up Because Of Differing Lifestyles
Rihanna managed to find one of the only fine ass billionaires on the planet and threw him away like a crumpled up napkin. That’s power. According to People, Rihanna and her Saudi businessman boyfriend of 3 years, Hassan Jameel, broke up for the most boring of reasons. A source simply said “they were not a good match.” Imaging finding a billionaire you actually wanted to fuck and not fucking every dime out of his solid gold dick until he eventually died of old age or went broke. This is why Rihanna stays a legend.
It’s Semi Official: Brad Pitt And Jennifer Aniston Are Just Friends
Bradiffer shippers, STAND DOWN. A source has spoken to People Magazine assuring us, the JCooch and BPeen watching public, that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are just friends who “want nothing but happiness for each other.” What you saw at the SAG Awards was nothing more than two friends supporting one another. This will absolutely be the last time a source speaks to People Magazine about their relationship. I repeat, Brad and Jennifer are not back together, and that’s that on that. Case closed. No further speculation will be entertained at this time. Free and confidential support is available for those suffering from feelings of “Ah, but they’re so good together” at 1-800-GET-A-LIFE
Courteney Cox Appears To Like Jennifer Aniston And Brad Pitt Together
The Jennifer Aniston Coochie Watch 2020 continues apace. At this past weekend’s SAG Awards, Jen’s cooch was spotted mere inches away from ex-husband William Bradley Pitt’s peen, (now there’s another celebrity genital to watch!) and people practically lost their shit at the possibility of Brad and Jen getting back together. Well, according to Entertainment Tonight, nosy randos aren’t the only ones invested in Bradiffer 2.0. (if I’m not mistaken, Brad and Jen missed the first wave of celebrity couple names. I’m not married to this one, but I don’t have all day. I did my best in the time allotted and am moving on!) Apparently Jen’s TV-BFF Courteney Cox is also shipping Bradiffer 2.0 (come on, it’s better than Jad!) and we know this because she liked “a slew of photos of the reunion” that were posted by Instagram account Comments by Celebrities. (OK, how about Jilliam Bradiston?)
The Jennifer Aniston Coochie Watch 2020 Is Officially On
Jennifer Aniston must have one helluva unique coochie, I can’t imagine why else so many people would be interested in what goes in it. Today the UK Express has revealed that Jen has a male friend who, presumably, is in possession of a penis. And since penises sometimes go inside of vaginas, and Jen has a GOLDEN VAGINA or something equally spectacular, the only logical conclusion is that Jen’s penis-having friend, director Will Speck, must be the lucky winner of her elusive and exclusive solid gold poon. Will was the co-director of Blades of Glory as well as The Switch which starred Jennifer and Jason Bateman. Jen and Will were seen vacationing together in Mexico over New Year’s so you know what that means (it means Jen really loves vacationing in Mexico).