I guess Miley Cyrus got tired of ramming her tongue down her dog’s throat because she’s back out #inthesestreets ramming her tongue down the throat of a real boy. Does her boy of choice reek of friend group incest? Of course. Of course it does. TMZ reports that Miley was recently performing the act of getting “caught” making out in public with The Australian Justin Bieber, aka Cody Simpson, Gigi Hadid’s pop singer ex-boyfriend. Cody and Miley have apparently been friends for many years, and were even rumored to be dating back in 2014. But at the time, Cody insisted they were “just mates”. Kaitlynn Carter has to laugh.
After an overly public split from husband Liam Hemsworth, and an overly public dalliance with Kaitlynn, Miley announced that she was looking forward to being single. Man, those were the days (yesterday and the day before). Maybe she wants to star in a Gone in 60 Seconds remake, because she hit the gas, and is already looking backward at being single.
Miley Cyrus and Cody Simpson have been friends for years, but from the looks of it … they’re kicking their relationship up a notch.
Miley and the Australian musician/heartthrob were spotted at a Backyard Bowls eatery in L.A. Thursday being very lovey-dovey, and in a video obtained by TMZ … they’re seen gettin’ in some lip-to-lip action.
We’re told the two appeared to be having a pretty serious conversation before Miley moved over to sit on his lap, and before long their PDA escalated to a make-out session.
Here’s Miley stealing Cody’s soul like that troll tried to do to Drew Barrymore in Cat’s Eye.
Miley was seen Kissing Cody Simpson in LA yesterday pic.twitter.com/LY8ux77tNt
— Miley Cyrus Updates (@MileyUpdates) October 4, 2019
E! News adds that Miley and Cody tried to be cute about that shit too and pretended to “rush out of there” when Cody “noticed people seeing them”. Imagine the recently departed (may she rest in power) diva Jessye Norman walking out on stage, belting out the first few bars of Dove Sono only to notice there are (gasp!) people in the audience, and running off stage in confusion and horror. I’m not buying it, no matter how cheap it is. Speaking of cheap, here’s Cody’s new tattoo.
E! also notes that Miley and Cody have been seeing a lot of each other lately.
This isn’t the first time that the two singers have been spotted together in recent days. According to social media sightings, Miley and Cody seem to be bonding over a shared love for foods and beverages like coffee and other treats.
You mean to tell me they BOTH love food AND beverages?!? Well, then it’s obviously destiny. But unfortunately or fortunately for Cody, it looks like Miley may have found somebody she has even more in common with! Miley was just seen straddling and sucking on another gentleman.
But hey, maybe Miley and Cody’s mutual thirst for beverages will keep them lapping it up for many days come.