Night Crumbs

Priyanka Chopra did a panel on female empowerment at BeautyCon in L.A. over the weekend, and one audience member called her a “hypocrite” for being a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador for peace but then encouraging war between India and Pakistan by praising the Indian Army on Twitter. Priyanka’s response included shit like, “Whenever you’re done venting, “Girl don’t yell,” and “Don’t embarrass yourself.” So yeah, Priyanka’s response was several shades of condescending, which is probably going to be the name of a new line of lipsticks she’ll put out and wear in front of all the paps at her 300 first anniversary celebrations to Nick Jonas. That’s if they make it that long – Lainey Gossip 

Hobbs & Shaw was #1 at the domestic box office this weekend again, but I’m sure that Tyrese still texted The Rock a link to the nearest employment agency since it probably won’t make as much money as the other Fast & Furious movies – Pajiba

In case you didn’t know, it’s probably not a good idea to let your Grindr trick shoot you up with some boner-giving drug, unless ending up in the hospital is your kink – Towleroad

Err, why? Can’t Thor just easily buy his wife another crate of La Mer? – Celebitchy

Josie Canseco is giving you gas station bikini elegance – Drunken Stepfather

In case you forgot about Charlotte McKinney, she’s still out there Charlotte McKinney-ing – Hollywood Tuna

I am all for Kristen Bell’s look here and only because it looks the renaissance faire version of Kelly and Brenda’s iconic spring fling dress – Popoholic

Satan must have icicles on his frozen asshole, because MTV is actually giving the Video Vanguard Award to someone who deserves it – Just Jared

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