Category: Jonah Hill
Jonah Hill Will Play Jerry Garcia In Martin Scorsese’s Grateful Dead Biopic
Jonah Hill is clearly not satisfied with hearing the words “two-time Oscar nominee,” and wants to increase the number to three, or even “Oscar-winner Jonah Hill“, because Deadline has announced that he will be playing the late psychedelic jam band legend Jerry Garcia in a biopic directed by Martin Scorsese for Apple. Of course, the ice cream-gobbling maniac in me got way too excited about this project until I realized with great disappointment it wasn’t a movie about Cherry Garcia. But this is good too, I guess.
Jonah Hill Responds To Reports That “Jonah Hill Ruined Surfing”
We all know deep down that it’s not cool to comment on other people’s bodies, as Jonah Hill recently reminded us, but did you know we are also not supposed to talk about other people’s hobbies? Because according to Jonah, he’s not here for people’s opinions about his relatively newfound passion for surfing. It’s clear that Jonah has never seen Point Break, (which is wild if you think about it), because somebody stickered his favorite surf spot with a sticker that reads “Jonah Hill Ruined Surfing,” and instead of being relieved he didn’t get the message the hard way, by having The Red Hot Chili Peppers jump him when his back is turned, he and his girlfriend took to social media to complain about it. Johnny Utah would nevah!
Jonah Hill Asks Fans To Please Not Comment On His Body
Like Kumail Nanjiani before him, Jonah Hill is letting the people know that he’s done with hearing opinions about his body. Jonah took to Instagram to kindly ask his fans to stop commenting, even if they mean well. He writes that these comments about his body, “good or bad,” are not helpful and they don’t make him feel good.
Here’s The Trailer For The All-Star Netflix Movie “Don’t Look Up”
Jennifer Lawrence plays a nerdy relatable scientist in the upcoming Netflix movie Don’t Look Up and I’m only telling you this in case the wig doesn’t give it away. Now, I’ll be the first to admit that I thought she was playing a hacker or computer-specific nerd based on the bluntness of the bang and the nose ring, but Variety confirms that she and Leonardo DiCaprio play “astronomy grad student,” and “her professor” respectively, if Leo’s greasy hair and corduroy jacket didn’t give it away. With this level of wardrobe acting going on, you don’t even need Meryl Streep! And you certainly don’t need to put her in Nancy Reagan drag with two-barrel curls the size of elephant dicks threatening to chew up all the scenery. That’s Meryl’s meal! But you do it anyway. And you throw in Tyler Perry, Timothée Chalamet, Jonah Hill, Ariana Grande and Cate Blanchett for good measure. Because you’re Adam McKay and you can.
Jonah Hill Won’t Be In “The Batman” After All (UPDATE: But Paul Dano Will)
Josh Gad just ran full-tilt to his phone and frantically called his agent, screaming “ME ME ME, I’LL DO IT!” when he read that the role of The Penguin in The Batman was back up for grabs. Because Jonah Hill is no longer going to play The Penguin or The Riddler opposite Robert Pattinson as Batman.
Jonah Hill And Jeffrey Wright Might Be Joining Robert Pattinson’s “Batman” Movie
We’re slowly finding out more about Robert Pattinson’s Batman movie, a project that sounds like a multi-episode second-season arc of an Entourage reboot, but is very, very real. The remaining Twihards out there are still going to have to wait to see if Kristen Stewart shows up as Bruce Wayne’s unimpressed friend who rolls her eyes and jokes that his secret underground batcave is “so basic.” But thanks to Deadline, we know who is rumored to appear in The Batman as the main villain and Commissioner Gordon.