Category: JLo
Jennifer Lopez Is Reportedly Moving To Los Angeles For A “Fresh Start” With Ben Affleck
Remember 24 hours ago when I wrote about how sources are convinced that Jennifer Lopez was moving to Los Angeles because she was looking at schools and her 13-year-old twins, Emme and Maximilian, go to school, so obviously that meant that they’re moving from Miami? Well, sis guess what? JLo is moving to Los Angeles. It seems that Ben Affleck stepped his game up so hard she had to change states!
Some Think That Ben Affleck And Jennifer Lopez Are Moving In Together Soon
I think that Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck should talk to President Joe Biden about getting some kind of tax credit because these two are about to single-handedly bail out the tabloid gossip industry. The breakup of A-Rod and Jennifer’s engagement followed by the return of Bennifer 1.0 has already been an insane headline grabber. I know it seems like it’s been months that Ben and Jennifer might’ve been maybe back together but it’s only been a month. Wild, right? Well, these two aren’t done, and not only is it possible they may already be thinking of moving in together but they’re also making summer plans. It’s gonna be a Stunt Girl Summer!
Jennifer Lopez Was Seen With Ex-Husband Marc Anthony In Miami After Stunting With Ben Affleck
Because it’s been exactly eleven seconds since the last update on Jennifer Lopez, the state of occupancy of her lonely nether parts and the round-the-clock stunting steered like a driverless Tesla by her sleep-deprived PR team, here we are with yet another round of “We’re caught on camera making eye contact, so it must mean that we’re totally fucking,” this time co-starring ex-husband Marc Anthony.
Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck Were Planning To Debut As A Couple On Instagram
Regardless how you feel about the recent rebooting of the early 2000s it couple, Bennifer, you have to get up out of your seat, throw your hands together, and applaud Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck for the tireless work they’ve put into making us care that they’re back together. But apparently, their big couple reveal was supposed to go differently. JLo and Ben were allegedly planning a huge surprise social media reveal to announce that Bennifer was back on again. But those pesky paparazzi shots of Ben at JLo’s house ruined the surprise.
Ben Affleck Has “Stepped Up” In His Courting Of Jennifer Lopez Who Is “Smitten” And Keeps Stunting With Him In Miami
Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck started their week off with a hard day’s work: AKA stunting so hard for the paparazzi in Miami you’d think one of them actually had a new project to promote. Nope, just them! Well, they’re not done, they’re hard workers so day two of the work-week is time for the sources to do their thing. And according to the ones talking to E! News, Jennifer is “smitten” and Ben is stepping up his game to win her heart. Oh please, not to be glib but Ben doesn’t need to do anything except stunt, so if you mean stepping up his attention whore game, then sure but that’s not what normal people consider romantic wooing.
Alex Rodriguez Is Launching A Makeup Line For Men
I don’t know why Alex Rodriguez always looks like an ovoid Pikachu getting pitched into the sun, but he and his signature camera squint are here to tell us about his new product line, and it’s poised to help erase the rivulets of tears he and his dining room chairs have been crying over his recent breakup with Jennifer Lopez. (JLo: “Speaking of grieving furniture, how about the tears our bed was crying when your free-agent peen was up to bat in other women’s infields?“)
Some think that A-Rod’s new manly makeup line is a diss against JLo’s beauty collection, but this was something planned while they were still together and pouncing on more power-couple business opportunities.