Alex Rodriguez Has Finally “Come To Terms” With The Fact That He And Jennifer Lopez Are Over

June 18, 2021 / Posted by:

Alex Rodriguez is finally facing reality: he and Jennifer Lopez are over, kaput, dunzo, never gonna happen again never ever ever! Well, not unless JLo’s hard up for some attention in eighteen years and takes his old ass back to capitalize on the public’s thirst for 2020 nostalgia. But until then, they’re through. Originally it was reported that A-Rod believed he and JLo would “stay friends” post-breakup, which, as we all know, is the first step towards backsliding into romance. But then Jennifer allegedly cut Alex off for being “too needy.” And now that she’s reunited with Ben Affleck, a source told Entertainment Tonight that A-Rod has finally realized his JLo phase is over. Jennifer joins the ranks of A-Rod celebrity exes such as Madonna, Kate Hudson, and Cameron Diaz. Let me punch that data into my celebrity math calculator and figure out who his next paramour will be… beep boop beep boop… Paul Reubens?! OK, this thing’s broken.

The mystery source tells ET:

“When they first split, he wanted to work things out, and still held on to hope that he and J.Lo would get back together,” the source says. “He’s come to terms with the fact that it’s over now.”

Wow, what was your “Aha!” moment, A-Rod? Those Miami balcony pics from a few weeks ago where JLo’s grinning like the cat who got fucked by the canary? Or the ones from this week where the two horndogs are sucking face at Nobu Malibu?

The source adds that A-Rod is well aware of all the attention surrounding the Bennifer revival, but he’s trying to focus on himself and what’s in store for his future. Which likely includes workin’ on his fitness, men’s makeup, some sports team, and yadda yadda. Oh, and banging reality Z-listers.

Speaking of Madison LeCroy, she jokes that she’s responsible for Ben n’ Jen reuniting. The 30-year-old Southern Charm-er told Us Weekly, “I say you’re welcome!” before adding:

“I mean, I will be honest with you. I had nothing to do with why they split, and I think everybody knows that. And if you don’t know that, then that’s just ridiculous, like, let’s be honest.”

It’s true. The real reason JLo and A-Rod broke up is fate. Bennifer was always destined to reunite. A-Rod and Madison’s alleged tryst was but the flap of a butterfly’s wing. The same can be said for Ben and Ana de Armas’ relationship. A necessary evil. There are larger forces at work here, people!


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