Category: Jay-Z

Jennifer Lopez And Roc Nation Reportedly Clashed Over That Border Crisis Statement During The Super Bowl Halftime Show (UPDATE)

February 4, 2020 / Posted by:

Jennifer Lopez and Shakira turned the Super Bowl LIV halftime show into an extravaganzaaaaa. They shook their thangs, brought the memes, worked the pole, and made a political statement about immigration in the U.S. But that last part was a bit iffy for some involved in the show, namely Jay-Z. It’s now being reported that Jay-Z and Jennifer bumped heads over the whole latin-kids-singing-about-being-American-while-trapped-in-cages thing. He wanted her to not do that. But the only thing Jennifer Lopez doesn’t do? Is drive to the Oscars.

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Demi Lovato Yodeled Out The National Anthem At The Super Bowl As Beyonce And Jay-Z Stayed Sitting

February 3, 2020 / Posted by:

When it was announced that Demi Lovato was going to continue her comeback by singing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl, I nearly did my part as a lover of animal friends by passing around ear plugs to the dogs in the neighborhood since sometimes her scream-singing probably makes a dog feel like they’re getting raw fucked in the ear by an entire fireworks show. While some hoped that Demi would scream-sing so hard that she’d scream-sing off those thirty layers of roasted Oompa Loompa Bronzer on her, Demi kept the scream-singing mostly under control and did the National Anthem good. On a scale from Roseanne to Whitney, she was definitely much, much closer to Whitney. Although, if Demi’s vocal cords were possessed by a constipated demon with laryngitis and she sang the National Anthem while getting a bikini wax, she’d still sound a million times better than Roseanne.

And as Demi let out a stream of patriotic music notes, Beyonce and Jay-Z stayed sitting as though Joaquin Phoenix won another award in front of them.

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Open Post: Hosted By The Case Of Ace Of Spades Champagne That Jay-Z And Beyonce Gave To Reese Witherspoon

January 10, 2020 / Posted by:

Remember how Beyonce and Jay-Z showed up late to the 2020 Golden Globes and stunted on the room like, “Yeah, and what? We interrupted Ellen; your point?” And they brought their own champagne Armand de Brignac (which Jay-Z owns) even though Moët sponsored the event? Because promo is promo. Well, now he’s got Reese Witherspoon and all her famous friends talking about it on Instagram. It was nice of Beyonce and Jay-Z to take pity upon Laura Jeanne Poon and send her some liquid nourishment, because we all know that she can’t afford it herself. Saints!

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Beyoncé And Jay-Z Skipped The Golden Globes Red Carpet, And She Stayed Sitting During The Standing O For Joaquin Phoenix

January 6, 2020 / Posted by:

For the first time in over ten years, the Golden Globe Awards were blessed by the Holy Spirit. Beyoncé herself deigned to show up to the awards show with her husband, Jay-Z, and they skipped that whole red carpet-thing and just went straight to the awards show… an hour late. Well at least they brought their own booze?

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Things Are All Good Between Jay-Z And Kanye West

December 17, 2019 / Posted by:

After three years of avoiding Kanye West like the plague (I’m sure he’d appreciate the Biblical imagery), Jay-Z and Beyoncé acted friendly with Kanye and Kim Kardashian in the VIP area of Diddy’s 50th birthday party over the weekend. It kind of sounded like Diddy’s party brought them back together, which had me wondering just how strong the booze was at that party. But that’s not the case. TMZ is saying that Jay-Z and Kanye West have been good terms for a while now.

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