Open Post: Hosted By The Case Of Ace Of Spades Champagne That Jay-Z And Beyonce Gave To Reese Witherspoon
Remember how Beyonce and Jay-Z showed up late to the 2020 Golden Globes and stunted on the room like, “Yeah, and what? We interrupted Ellen; your point?” And they brought their own champagne Armand de Brignac (which Jay-Z owns) even though Moët sponsored the event? Because promo is promo. Well, now he’s got Reese Witherspoon and all her famous friends talking about it on Instagram. It was nice of Beyonce and Jay-Z to take pity upon Laura Jeanne Poon and send her some liquid nourishment, because we all know that she can’t afford it herself. Saints!
After Bey-Z showed up to the GGs with their own champagne, Jennifer Aniston posted an Instagram Story saying that Reese ended up asking Jay for some champagne at the Globes because they “ran out of water”. Oh yeah, it’s really Flint, Michigan up in the Golden Globes. Did you ask a waiter? Come on–Ricky Gervais was right.
Just rich people things™! A highly specific meme was born, but really, which meme isn’t highly specific? Reese and her famous friends were laughing about how she asked the most famous couple in music for champagne in lieu of water:
Reese then came home to find some bottles in her kitchen gifted to her with flowers by the famous couple themselves. She captioned a video:
“Y’all! Came home to the best surprise from @beyonce and Jay-Z.”
They also attached a note with the champagne saying:“More water from Jay and B.” God, they are literally just too smoove. Stop this. Reese cracked that shit open even though the time was only halfway through The View, but those ladies probably crack a bottle of Jose just to handle Meghan McCain so like who cares about day drinking, really? Besides, it’s Jay-Z and Beyoncé!:
“It’s 11:30. We’re drinking champagne… Who cares? It’s from Jay-Z and Beyoncé.”
Y‘all Jay and Bey sent Reese Witherspoon some champagne! Lmao pic.twitter.com/WXHl6IY3uO
— ø (@fckafalsearrest) January 9, 2020
And apparently it was good, but if it was burnt, I’m sure Reese would still act like it’s good.
Moët, your move! Although if Moët sent cases of champagne to celebrities for some Instagram promo, they’d probably look at the case of $50 a bottle (read: CHEAP) champagne and go, “Oh, cute! Some unfiltered tap water to water my plants with.” Oh, so that’s what Jen and Reese meant by “water.”