Some Think That Richard Madden Is Teasing He’s The Next James Bond With A Little Video
Ever since Daniel Craig hung his blue speedo up and withdrew from a life of espionage as James Bond, many have been wondering who would step into the role next. There was speculation for years that beautiful British brotha Idris Elba would take over, but he basically told them to get someone else to do it since he’s too old to be jumping, running, and leaping over shit. Someone should give Tom Cruise that memo, but that’s a discussion for another time. So now, Scottish panty creamer Richard Madden may have given us a few clues as to who the next Bond will be because it might be him.
According to Uproxx, Richard, who is currently shaking and shimmying to get people to watch his critically trashed Amazon Prime show Citadel, was out on the town with his co-star Stanley Tucci. Stanley posted a video to his IG featuring a tight t-shirt-wearing Richard as they’re seated in front of two big ass martinis. The video is…odd. It reminds me more of a sugar daddy showing his bottom bitch off to the haters to let them know they could NEVAH get something that fine in their lifetime. But some think this may have been Richard’s way of announcing his selection as the new Bond.
Over the weekend, Stanley Tucci dropped a strange and cryptic video on Instagram showing him and his Citadel colleague Richard Madden sitting in a restaurant or bar, two martinis in front of them. They don’t say much. Awkward silences are followed by first quiet, barely discernible chatter. Finally they cheers and take a sip. A bit later Madden jokes, “Join us next week when we have dialogue.”
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Umm…Ok. Looks more like a Sunday afternoon brunch date than a Bond announcement. But apparently, Richard and Stanley’s show Citadel has a lot of the elements that make Bond such a successful action franchise. And their pairing may actually be more of a way to garner attention for Citadel rather than Richard’s potential snagging of the coveted Bond role. So, nothing to see here, folks. Or maybe, everyone’s getting it wrong, and Richard Madden isn’t teasing that he’s the new Bond with this new video. Maybe it’s Stanely Tucci who is the next Bond, and we can expect his James Bond to paralyze his enemies by making them the most FABULOUS Negroni ever. Yeah, let’s go with that one.