Bam Margera is a mess. What started with Bam getting kicked off a Southwest flight from Atlanta for being a drunken wreck culminated in Bam giving a long–and I mean long–dissertation of everything that’s wrong in his life and how he desperately needs Dr. Phil‘s help. I mean, that’s not where to go for actual emotional or mental help, but okay.
TMZ says that this started at the airport in Atlanta on Saturday when Bam was acting a complete fool and was considered too drunk to fly. When someone came to assess the situation, they found a messy Bam who told an airport officer that he had 50 shots of tequila and then called the officer an idiot because they believed him.
Here’s video of that, which Bam posted himself. He’s been posting a lot–we’ll get to that:
Bam is lucky that the guy was nice and decided to get Bam onto a hotel shuttle so he wouldn’t get in trouble, AKA: get arrested by air marshals. Like what do people think? Airplanes are one of the worst places to be arrested. So I don’t even understand what happened in the end? I guess he got on a different flight eventually? Unclear. But shit gets crazier.
So The Blast says people in Bam’s life are worried because this is not the first time shit like this was pulled by Bam. Also, Bam has been doing some very serious attacking of his loved ones, targeting his wife, Nikki Margera, and his mother, April Margera, on social media recently. Despite his attacks on them, sources say that people close to Bam are still trying to help him during this “current binge”.
On Friday, Bam started ranting on Instagram against his family members for I guess trying to stop him from doing whatever drug or alcohol is making him Hulk out:
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Go bite the big one, i am nikki, the ruler of bam and castle bam🤔🤔🤔ummmmm. No, bam makes the rules of bam and castle bam APRIL!!! NIKKI!!! Duhhhhhh. Both of you go fuck yourselves. April margera i will never forgive you for treating my fucking near death nervous breakdown like the phillies just lost. Tranfer my fucking money to the account that i can only access!! What the fuck mom its my fucking money i can do what i want with it. You said high noon yesterday you will get it done well you are already a day late and a dollar short. Hurry the fuck up sloth.
Okay, but wait. It gets… psychosis-y:
And there’s more. I didn’t even post them all. Bam also posted videos where he brought Dr. Phil into the situation.
He starts with the sentence: “Dr. Phil I need your help in a big, big way,” so you know he’s not in the right frame of mind, because no one actually believes Dr. Phil can help them, do they? He says he disowned his mother and he hates his wife, and he loves his 18-month-son Phoenix. Bam says his family is in shambles and then rants about all the things wrong with his life.
And apparently he really hates his mom who never listens and his mom doesn’t care about him almost dying and he wants her to give him all his money in bank accounts:
Bam also says he has seen 28 doctors and he thinks the only doctor who is going to save him is Dr. Phil. Can you believe? Thinking that the only doctor who will save him from his mental and physical addictions is the television doctor without a medical license?
This is beyond messy, there are more videos, check out his Instagram for all the full Margera-family tea. Oh and in case you’re wondering if Dr. Phil’s producers saw this and then immediately tried to book Bam for whatever ratings gold they will squeeze from blasting his addiction issues all over television for our entertainment: they certainly did.
I can practically hear Dr. Phil salivating over this guaranteed ratings boost. But for God’s sake, can someone actually qualified help this person? Clearly there are many issues which need to be addressed and Dr. Phil is not the one for that… Unless what Bam really wants is to build a shitty rap career off of his contempt towards his mother; then he’s definitely going to the right place.