Category: House Hunters
John Legend And Chrissy Teigen Have Put Their Beverly Hills Mansion On The Market For $24 Million
Earlier this week, Chrissy Teigen announced she was pregnant by the Sexiest Man Alive for the third time. That claim has been proven quantifiably FALSE. However, Chrissy is expecting a third baby with her husband John Legend. To make sure their new baby won’t have to sleep in a sock drawer, according to a source who spoke to People Magazine, the couple is looking for a new house “they can grow into,” and have put their Beverly Hills mansion on the market for $24 million. Yes, their current home has 7 bedrooms and 8 baths, but all the bedrooms have dirt floors and are heated with a single, beefy-smelling tallow candle. John and Chrissy deserve better. They’ve earned it!
Ben Affleck And Ana de Armas Were Seen Checking Out A $9.75 Million House
Back in April, I prayed to god that we might live long enough to witness Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas participate in “The Blended Family Big Top Corona Quarantine Pap Parade featuring three kids, three dogs, a cat in a stroller and a hamburger flipping robot.” Well, less than two months later, it actually happened, albeit without cat or robot (tell me how it is that Jennifer Garner’s boyfriend is never seen, yet, in addition to knowing Ben’s Dunkin’ Donuts order by heart, I’m pretty sure I could confidently walk into any Victoria’s Secret and pick out a bra and panty set for Ana knowing it would fit and the color would match her eyes?). Does time somehow move slower in Quronatine (™) for everyone else, or are BenAna going toe to toe (X 3 X 10) with Britney Spears and Usain Bolt for the 100-meter dash? Because according to The Daily Mail, BenAna’s already looking at property together.