Category: Hot Mess
A Judge Is Ordering An Investigation Into Britney Spears’ Conservatorship
What started out as a ridiculous hashtag spread by girls, gays and Miley Cyrus about the plight of Britney Spears has turned out to be much, much more than that. The #FreeBritney movement surrounding her conservatorship and alleged controlling behavior by her father and team, is really catching on as now a judge has ordered an investigation into Britney’s decade-long court-appointed babysitter-situation.
Lil Xan Says He’s Not Sure His Fianceé Annie Smith Was Ever Pregnant
Lil Xan’s fianceé Annie Smith says she got pregnant with a Lil Xanby, and because her ultrasound picture was one snatched from Google, some speculated her pregnancy was faked. Then she said she had a miscarriage. Lil Xan is forever a gentleman so he wants everyone to know that if there was a fake pregnancy he had nothing to do with it. I means it’s a weird flex but sure Lil Xan, sure.
Melania Trump Wore That “I Really Don’t Care” Jacket For A Specific Reason, After All
The most bullied person in the world Melania Trump is finally speaking out about that tacky as fuck Zara jacket that she wore in June during her visit to the facility housing children separated from their immigrant parents on the US-Mexico border. Melania gave an interview to ABC News that aired last night, and she was able to skirt around a few issues, including how she felt about Trump’s numerous affairs and that Access Hollywood “grab ’em by the Kit-Kat” tape. But one issue she did come clean about is THAT JACKET and why the crap she decided to wear it on her visit to the children’s detention center, when she should have just worn her 101 Dalmatians puppy fur coat instead.
Kanye West Followed Up Insane White House Visit With A Trip To An Apple Store
Kanye West acted a whole damn mess in the White House yesterday when he visited Donald Trump. He ranted about how he’s not really bipolar just sleep deprived, how Trump made him feel like a boy who actually had a father, how putting on a hat somehow made him feel like Superman (who dresses like a nerd to pretend to be human), how Trump should ask Apple to develop a hydrogen-powered plane to replace Air Force One, called iPlane 1 (what a creative dude) and a bunch of other shit I honestly have been trying to avoid finding out. This highway freakshow has been out of hand for quite some time and I think we’ve had enough. But you know who hasn’t? Kanye West.
Page Six reports that after the meeting in the White House so insanely bizarre it made Trump staring at an eclipse somehow look less stupid, Kanye decided to follow it up with a trip to the Georgetown Apple store. Was Kanye there to get a new phone since his crack code of 000000 had just been compromised on national television? Maybe, but he was definitely there to give another long-winded non-sensical rant to the people there just trying to silently wait the six hours until their Genius appointment.
Andy Dick Got Charged With Sexual Battery
Full-time disaster and part-time comedian, Andy Dick, has been hit with some more criminal charges. I’m telling you: this man has more problems with the law than he does IMDB credits.
TMZ listened to the whisperings of their sources in law enforcement and found out that a woman filed a police report saying that in April that Andy, “squeezed her butt twice as he walked past her on a sidewalk“. She claims he also tossed some “lewd comments” her way, because what kind of a butt groping is complete without also hurling some despicable remarks? NONE! Continue reading
Tommy Lee Got Clocked In The Face By His Son
Tommy Lee hasn’t had a good shakeup since he got stuck upside down on that roller coaster. For a man who is the living embodiment of “yeesh”, he’s kept his nose fairly clean lately. Sadly, his clean nose days are officially over because he recently had his face bloodied by his own son Brandon Lee after the two allegedly got into an argument over a tweet Tommy tweeted criticizing Brandon’s mom Pamela Anderson, according to TMZ.