Miley Cyrus Has Joined The #FreeBritney Movement, I Think

May 5, 2019 / Posted by:

Was Britney Spears being held against her will in a mental institution like some awful 2019 Frances Farmer situation? Is her father not colon-ruptured, but lying and way evil and controlling her life like Big Brother? Is her mother’s mysterious double-tapping of #FreeBritney posts proof that Brit Brit is in trouble? Britney herself says no, and is out of the mental health facility she was in to reportedly deal with an issue with her meds. And now a fellow child star turned pop star has entered the #FreeBritney fray. It looks like Miley Cyrus is willing to play Captain Save-A-Ho for Brit Brit, y’all.

TMZ reports that during her performance at Nashville’s Beale Street Music Festival yesterday, Miley yelled out the #FreeBritney call to arms during “Party In The U.S.A.”

The moment in question is almost as famous as the song itself — Miley sings the refrain, “And a Britney song was on” three different times about midway through, but during Saturday’s performance … she shouted “Free Britney!” while her fans sang the normal lyrics from the crowd — a clear indication that she’s behind the #FreeBritney campaign.

To recap, the official story is that Britney checked herself into a mental health facility to deal with the emotional fallout from her dad’s health problems. But then a Britney podcast got a voice mail from our generation’s Deep Throat saying that the colon-rupture story was a lie to cover up Dad flexing his conservatorship over his daughter and committing her against her will for not taking her head meds. She’s reportedly out and about now and posted a vid on IG telling everyone to chill and that she’s fine.

But the #FreeBritney people haven’t backed down. And now here’s a hippy-dippy Miley Cyrus showing up in that mop jacket outfit with the big hat from the video below to try and aid us in our struggles would send a bitch screaming BACK to the mental hospital. You’re not helping, Miley!

Meanwhile, Brit Brit was making the ocean of Frapps inside of her splish and slosh by doing this in her yard:

 

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Yoga on the green ??I really like it LIKE THAT !!

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