In “Woe is me, I’m completely out of touch” news, Melania Trump spoke with ABC News and farted up a whole ton of nonsense. Which is shocking because a woman who immigrated through the use of an Einstein Visa should probably be chalk full of intelligent wisdom.
While speaking with National Affairs Correspondent, Tom Llamas, Melania said that there are people in the administration her husband, President Donald Trump, “can’t trust”.
“It’s harder to govern… You always need to watch your back.”
I imagine that’s hard, having everyone hate you and wondering who you can trust. It’s almost like he should try being a better person so he gets along with more people? These comments are coming after an anonymous senior Trump administration official published an op-ed in The New York Times where they claimed most people in the White House are like: “what the fuck is this Trump kid doing?”
Melania was in Africa dressed like one of Carmen Sandiego’s accomplices who’s getting ready to steal a Pyramid, to promote her “Be Best” campaign, which is supposed to raise awareness about online bullying. I guess she does that by saying the term “Be Best” out loud? Not really sure what else she does to promote not bullying people. I think Donald Trump raises more awareness about online bullying through his constant online bullying. Melania explained why she thinks this is an important issue:
“I could say that I’m the most bullied person in the world…. –if you really see what people are saying about me.”
Grab the Kleenex, I’m crying oceans for this woman. I just saved all the droughts in the world with my tears. And here’s the Colonial Carmen Sandiego actually saying those words:
EXCLUSIVE: First lady Melania Trump says her “Be Best” policy platform targeting online bullies is personal. “I could say that I’m the most bullied person in the world,” she tells ABC. https://t.co/iiEv5Z3ijv pic.twitter.com/CWZ7g9by27
— ABC News (@ABC) October 11, 2018
Oh yes, the rich lady of privilege who has security protecting her, lives in a golden bubble, and only has to worry about which designer dress to wear around orphans is the most bullied person in the world. Not the children who are bullied so bad that they commit suicide. But Melania. And she has a point. I mean, remember whens he showed up to a child refugee detention centre in a jacket saying how little she cared and rightfully got shit for it. Totally bullied!
And if you want to see more of Melania’s trip to Africa, check out this Instagram video. So brave of the most bullied person in the world to carry on despite being the most bullied person in the world. A true inspiration.