Andy Dick Got Charged With Sexual Battery

July 2, 2018 / Posted by:

Full-time disaster and part-time comedian, Andy Dick, has been hit with some more criminal charges. I’m telling you: this man has more problems with the law than he does IMDB credits.

TMZ listened to the whisperings of their sources in law enforcement and found out that a woman filed a police report saying that in April that Andy, “squeezed her butt twice as he walked past her on a sidewalk“. She claims he also tossed some “lewd comments” her way, because what kind of a butt groping is complete without also hurling some despicable remarks? NONE!

After sifting through the court documents TMZ learned that the LAPD added two more credits to Andy’s resume: misdemeanor sexual battery and misdemeanor simple battery. TMZ says that Andy’s wife Lena Sved, who took a restraining order out against him earlier this year, has been worried that he’s gotten back into the booze and is spiraling out of control.

To Lena Dick, I say: Andy has been spiraling out of control so much that not all the Dramamine in the world can take away his dizziness. I think the last successful thing he did was News Radio and that shit ended in 1999! He has been spiraling since the New Millennium!

The most shocking part of this story is that someone married him and continues to be married to him. If he isn’t rubbing his dick in some guy’s face, he’s stealing someone’s jewelry or getting fired for sexual harassment. What, the one couple in Hollywood who stays together is Andy Dick and his wife?! Andy seems like a nightmare to be married to and I doubt he’s bringing in a lot of money since he doesn’t really work. Lena’s probably been squirrelling money away and doesn’t need any kind of hard-look at their financials. I feel you Lena! Dodge those taxes!

Pic: WENN.com.

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