Night Crumbs
Alec Baldwin and his lawyers were supposed to head to court in two weeks for a preliminary hearing over the accidental shooting death of cinematographer Halyna Hutchins on the set of Rust in New Mexico. But Hilaria Baldwin no longer has to practice desperately screaming at the court, “Por favor, su señoría, don’t turn me into a single madre by sending mi esposo to the, how you say, clink,” because Alec is off the hook. As early as today, prosecutors will file to dismiss all charges against him for now. Alec was facing two counts of involuntary manslaughter. Rust‘s head armorer, Hannah Gutierrez-Reed, is still facing charges. (UPDATE: It was reported that her charges will be dropped too, but prosecutors say they are moving forward with her case and her charges “remained unchanged.“) And I haven’t checked the air quality on my phone yet, but I’m guessing it’s at an all-time low from the massive amounts of smugness and arrogance wafting off of Alec today over this – Deadline
“Awww, it’s okay, honey, it happens to many. It’ll last longer next time. It was probably just nerves,” is definitely something Elon Musk’s minions said to him when his rocket exploded right after takeoff – Uproxx
It’s always nice to see two sides come back together and works things out. I’m talking about Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello’s PR teams, of course, because it looks like Shawn and Camila are a thing again – Lainey Gossip
After getting pink-slipped from the AppleTV+ show Mythic Quest over sexual misconduct allegations, F. Murray Abraham has given an “apology” that is basically his way of saying, “I was just telling jokes to my co-workers, okay!” – HuffPo
Before Sarah Silverman was singing about fucking Matt Damon, Teddi Mellencamp of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills actually did fuck Matt Damon, and John Mellencamp’s daughter talked about it on her podcast. Thank GOD, because I’ve been wondering about the early-aughts travels of Teddi Mellencamp’s coochie – Celebitchy
Sadly, we’re not going to get any sequels to Single White Female, It Could Happen To You, or Point Of No Return starring Bridget Fonda. Bridget has no plans to return to Hollywood and is enjoying living life like us regulars (well, like us regulars but with millions of dollars and Danny Elfman for a husband) – Just Jared
Janelle James, bright shining jewel of Abbott Elementary, gave her thoughts on Dave Chappelle being in the “boring” phase of his career – Pajiba
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