If ever Prince Andrew needed a reassuring pat on the back while crying into mummy’s bosom it’s today as further details about his involvement in the Jeffrey Epstein scandal have been revealed. Sadly, Mummy’s miles away in Quoronaqueentine (™) and if we’re being honest, has always been slightly repulsed by Andrew’s unmanly neediness (allegedly). According to The Guardian, newly unsealed court documents pertaining to Virginia Giuffre’s 2015 civil defamation case against the currently incarcerated Ghislaine Maxwell and prematurely deceased Jeffrey allege that Andrew “tried to lobby the US on behalf of Epstein to help secure a ‘favourable plea arrangement.’” Say what you will about Andrew, anybody who’s willing to put their neck out for you like that then fly 3,000 miles to break up with you in person— that’s a good ass friend. Talk about #friendgoals, even if Jeffrey was allegedly blackmailing him.
Chrissy Teigen Went On A Blocking Spree And Deleted 60,000 Tweets Because She Was Being Harassed About Ghislaine Maxwell
There was a blessed hot minute when Chrissy Teigen got her titty balls deflated and wasn’t tweeting like Jack Dorsey was paying her by the word. However, Chrissy’s back —with a vengeance. Only this time instead of creating tweets, she’s deleting them. According to E! Online, Chrissy “recently deleted over 60,000 tweets because she “cannot fucking STAND” the individuals who are using her tweets as alleged evidence of her connection to Epstein’s close associate Ghislaine Maxwell.” It seems Chrissy has been implicated in a QAnon Pizzagate type scandal and Chrissy’s Twitter has been inundated with trolls looking for evidence of pedophilia in her tweet history. 60,000 tweets. SIXTY-THOUSAND TWEETS! In this economy?!?!
According to The Daily Mail, Prince Andrew celebrated his 60th birthday with a scaled down intimate family gathering instead of the “lavish bash” (via New York Post) his mother The Queen had previously planned for him. It was so intimate in fact, that his own siblings, Prince Charles, Princess Anne and Prince Edward, were not in attendance. Instead, it was just Andrew and mumsy sitting criss-cross applesauce on the dining room table with a sad Tesco birthday cake between them like Sam and Jake Ryan in Sixteen Candles. Oh, and Formula One racing billionaire Bernie Ecclestone was also there. Plus a few others. But just like 50 people including China’s UK ambassador Liu Xiaoming and “racing heir” Guy Sangster and his wife Fiona. Fun fact: Andrew partied with Guy and Fiona at Tramp nightclub “just 72 hours” after he, allegedly, profusely sweated upon Virginia Giuffre at the very same club!