Category: Screwed

Virginia Giuffre Has Filed A Federal Civil Lawsuit Against Prince Andrew For Sexual Assault

August 10, 2021 / Posted by:

Well, this is most inconvenient! Looks like Prince Andrew might have to travel to New York again and this time he won’t be able to stay at his friend Jeffrey Epstein’s because, well, because Epstein is dead. According to CNN, Virginia Giuffre (nee Roberts) has filed a civil lawsuit in US federal court against Prince Andrew accusing him of “sexual assault and battery” against her while she was a minor, and that he did so at the invitation of Andrew’s dead friend Jeff and the currently incarcerated Ghislaine Maxwell. That’s a scary predicament for Andrew to be in but don’t fret. He’s not sweating it. He can’t. And he’s definitely not pissing himself right now either. An evil witch cursed his bladder!

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