CeeLo Green Fell Off A Poor Horse At Shawty Lo’s Birthday Party

CeeLo Green once said, “Yeah, I’m sorry, I can’t afford a Ferrari,” so instead, he decided to pull up to the club on a horse. In the past few years, CeeLo’s career took a tumble when he pleaded no contest in 2014 to furnishing a controlled substance to a woman who accused him of drugging and sexually assaulting her, which ultimately lost him his gig on The Voice. Now once again, CeeLo fell from grace after falling off a horse while making an entrance into an Atlanta nightclub last night for Shawty Lo’s birthday- and no, the horse’s name isn’t grace.

Alexa, please play Crazy by Gnarles Barkley because CeeLo has lost his damn mind if he thought he could mount his ass onto a horse in a nightclub without getting bucked off. Talk about falling off your high horse. But the only victim in this story is the poor horse who was struggling to stand with CeeLo weighing it down, slipping and wobbling down the dance floor like it had roller skates attached to its hooves. According to TMZ:

The horse jolts around, and its legs slip on the tile floor, causing the animal to buckle — and sending CeeLo to the ground in the process.

Luckily no one was hurt, and CeeLo made a quick recovery, getting back up onto his feet to enjoy the rest of the party.

Here’s that bootleg “Bianca Jagger on a horse at Studio 54” moment. Where is PETA when you really need them?!

Cee Lo Green falls off of a Horse in the middle of the club pic.twitter.com/lz21FoW3Gp

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CeeLo might’ve made a quick recovery, but I wouldn’t be surprised if this horse will have to retire and live out the rest of its life in therapy to undo the damage and trauma of having CeeLo Green on its back. Send the bills to CeeLo, poor horsey.