Category: Anna Duggar

Josh Duggar Had Days Added To His 12.5 Year Prison Sentence And Is In Solitary Confinement For Sneaking In A Cell Phone

March 17, 2023 / Posted by:

Clammy, rapidly regenerating big toe who miraculously gained sentience after smugly strolling out of an enabling Michelle Duggar’s skirted flop pocket, Josh Duggar, will have a couple fewer days to knock up Anna Duggar, the ride-or-die birth canal with arms and legs he married; because his 151-month sentence for being guilty of possessing child pornography was just extended by 41 days after he was caught with a smuggled-in cell phone. Josh has been held in solitary confinement since the phone was discovered and may have to stay there for months.

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Anna Duggar Will Never Split From Josh Duggar

June 23, 2022 / Posted by:

Last December, Josh Duggar was found guilty on both counts in his child sexual assault materials trial. That was a few weeks before Christmas, and nobody would have been the least bit surprised had Josh’s wife Anna Duggar written a letter to Santa that year, asking for divorce papers. But that didn’t happen, and according to sources, you’re never going to hear Anna say the words, “Oh, Duggar was my old last name, I don’t go by that anymore. And why yes, I did throw my cursed wedding ring into a swamp to make sure I never see it again.” Anna Duggar is currently married to a convicted sex offender who was sentenced to 151 months (or a little over 12 years) in federal prison, and it’s going to stay that way, because sources are saying she’ll never, ever divorce that repulsive ball of grossness.

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Anna Duggar Is Standing By Her Man, Believes Josh Duggar Is Innocent

May 25, 2021 / Posted by:

After Josh Duggar was arrested and charged with two counts of receiving and possessing child pornography that allegedly depicted children under 12, Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar quickly released a statement saying the accusations were serious, that they needed prayers, and they were hoping whatever the truth was, it would come to light. It definitely sounded like Josh’s enablers were being as diplomatic as possible while they figured out just how fucked he might be. Unlike mom and dad, Josh’s wife Anna Duggar isn’t making a pros and cons list. She’s decided to let everyone know that she believes her husband is 100% innocent and that she’s not going anywhere.

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Josh Duggar Will Be Released On Bond As More Disturbing Details About His Child Porn Case Come Out

May 6, 2021 / Posted by:

It’s just like the old closing time saying: you don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here. Except in Josh Duggar’s case, it’s more like: your lawyer pulled the right strings to get you out of here, but there’s no way you’re going home because come on, you know what you were charged with. And that would be two counts of receiving and possessing child pornography. Josh has pleaded not guilty, but if convicted, he faces up to 20 years behind bars. He recently had a hearing about his case, and there’s no way to say this in a nice Christian way. It was revealed that he was in possession of some awful, sickening shit involving minor children. And as such, he can’t be around kids, which is pretty tough when your house is currently filled with half a dozen of them.

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Josh Duggar Has Been Charged With Receiving And Possessing Child Pornography

April 30, 2021 / Posted by:

Last night, we learned that Josh Duggar had been arrested in Arkansas, and was being held in federal custody. We didn’t know why at the time, and Michael K, who reported the news, threw out several guesses, like money laundering (which would be very on-brand for the Duggars), or child porn (which would be on-brand for Josh). Well, Josh Duggar has formally been charged with receiving and possessing child porn. Jill Duggar has probably never been more grateful that she stopped taking her family’s phone calls.

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Josh And Anna Duggar Are Expecting Baby #7

April 25, 2021 / Posted by:

Somewhere on a battered yoga mat amid pungent wafts of diaper fumes, Hilaria Baldwin is panic-crooning heavily accented words of jealousy over this news. The next sound you hear will be that of Alec Baldwin and his mighty peen dissolving into tears.

In the meantime, gross, sister-molesting lump of slug slime, Josh Duggar, 33, has taken a quick break from updating his profile on Ashley Madison to uphold his sacred Quiverfull duties and knock up his wife Anna Duggar, also 33, with the seventh tenant in her silently-screaming-for-mercy uterus hovel. And in case this sounds less than thrilled for the happy couple and their brewing bundle of joy, I’m just going by the distressed-hostage expression Anna always wears whenever Josh is around.

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