Josh Duggar Had Days Added To His 12.5 Year Prison Sentence And Is In Solitary Confinement For Sneaking In A Cell Phone

Clammy, rapidly regenerating big toe who miraculously gained sentience after smugly strolling out of an enabling Michelle Duggar’s skirted flop pocket, Josh Duggar, will have a couple fewer days to knock up Anna Duggar, the ride-or-die birth canal with arms and legs he married; because his 151-month sentence for being guilty of possessing child pornography was just extended by 41 days after he was caught with a smuggled-in cell phone. Josh has been held in solitary confinement since the phone was discovered and may have to stay there for months.

According to The Sun, 35-year-old Josh is serving his time at FCI Seagoville near Dallas for being convicted of possessing child pornography on the computer at his used car lot. After his contraband cell phone was discovered in February, the prison tossed him in their notoriously stringent solitary confinement block (or “The SHU” for anyone who’s watched Orange Is The New Black). He hasn’t been able to make phone calls or visit with head-in-the-sand Anna, 34, or their seven kids.

A source said: “I can tell you that the SHU there is so bad that the regional office was just down there to see what was going on. “They’ve been keeping prisoners in the SHU indefinitely, not letting them have DHO hearings, which let them know when they’re getting out.”

The source said he could be there “for months” until his disciplinary hearing. The U.S. Sun confirmed Josh was still in the SHU as of March 3. 

The insider continued: “Family members have been complaining that they’re unable to communicate with loved ones in the SHU. 

“The video and phone systems in the SHU have been down in recent weeks. Loved ones have been writing letters to inmates in the SHU.”

According to the Bureau of Federal Prisons, inmates in the SHU are allowed just “one telephone call per month.” As for visitation, those are “restricted” or “disallowed” depending on the reason for detention. 

And though his release was previously set for August 2032, the paperwork’s now been changed to reflect an October 2032 release date. 

He initially had a release date of August 22, 2032. The U.S. Sun can exclusively confirm his release date on the Bureau of Federal Prisons website has been pushed back to October 2, 2032. 

Josh and his trigger warning of a face have been attempting to appeal his conviction and get a new trial, so this probably won’t help. But considering that even after Josh is released from jail, the conditions of his probation dictate that all of his electronic devices can’t have photo storage capabilities, can be confiscated and randomly searched at any time, and must contain monitoring software; 41 extra days tacked on to a date nine years from now for him having a device that could’ve potentially allowed him to continue looking at pedophile stuff seems kind of lax. Who knows who snuck the phone in for him, but those Quiverfull skirts and Bump-It bouffants look ripe for smugglin’! Let’s all just hope that Anna didn’t smuggle any of Josh’s cursed seed OUT of the clink last time she was able to visit!

Pic: Washington County (Arkansas) Sherriff’s Office