Category: DJ Khaled
DJ Khaled Won’t Go Downtown (But Expects His Wife To)
A DJ Khaled radio interview from 2014 has surfaced in which he proclaims himself “the king” of his relationship and felt it necessary to offer his opinion on orally pleasuring women. The king doesn’t do that! But his girlfriend at the time (who is now his wife) had damn well better! Khaled’s missus Nicole Tuck hopefully texts him the link to her Amazon wishlist before going down on him because that’s an unfair situation and there should be a march or protest about this.
In Case You Missed It, Hillary Clinton Trolled Trump At The Grammys Last Night
Last night’s Bruno Mars Appreciation Ceremony, er, the Grammy Awards was chock full o’ boring ballads, but one part kind of brought out the funnies and it was a skit involving musicians reading Fire And Fury (the book by Michael Wolff about all the allegedly crazy and stupid shit going down in Trump’s house). Everyone from Cher to Cardi B took turns reading about Trump’s love for McDonald’s and maniacal ways, but the “surprise” reader at the end was Hillary Clinton. Trump’s supporters naturally lost their minds seeing their favorite punching bag take time away from Cardi B’s gift of sound effects. Continue reading
The Fashion And Folly Of The American Music Awards
The American Music Awards aired on CBS last night in order for you to have something to talk about with your weird cousin Trisha over Thanksgiving weekend. The AMA’s are the perfect empty vessel in which to hold your familial conversational obligations. That said, a few attendees did come to slay. Like Hailee Steinfeld, who, thanks to that leather bra and sharp shoulder pad situation, is seen giving you The Bodyguard starring a young Joan Crawford.