DJ Khaled Won’t Go Downtown (But Expects His Wife To)

May 5, 2018 / Posted by:

A DJ Khaled radio interview from 2014 has surfaced in which he proclaims himself “the king” of his relationship and felt it necessary to offer his opinion on orally pleasuring women. The king doesn’t do that! But his girlfriend at the time (who is now his wife) had damn well better! Khaled’s missus Nicole Tuck hopefully texts him the link to her Amazon wishlist before going down on him because that’s an unfair situation and there should be a march or protest about this.

Khaled seems to prescribe to the misguided notion that “real men” don’t eat a boxed lunch. In the interview with NYC’s The Breakfast Club (via HuffPost), he said that cunnilingus is something that he “just can’t” do.

“You gotta understand, I’m the don. I’m the king,” DJ Khaled told the hosts of the New York–based radio show “The Breakfast Club.” “It’s different rules for men. We the king, so there’s some things y’all might not wanna do, [but] it gotta get done. I just can’t do what you want me to do. I just can’t.”

His Highness is very one-sided on this issue. Hopefully, the Nicole of 2016 rolled her eyes at the radio that day and noted to anyone within listening distance that it was all talk and Khaled was more than happy to get down. As well as enjoying wearing a French maid outfit when he washed the dishes. “Don” and “king” – sexist, please!

Twitter Nation got ahold of this one and vented their displeasure about DJ Khaled declaring he eats everything but pussy. While Nicole was probably receiving links for divorce attorneys in her DMs, even celebrities got involved. Like the increasingly evil robot cowgirl from Westworld! It’s Evan Rachel Wood and she’d like you to know she wasn’t kidding about going halfsies on her sexual preference.

Others concurred.

Even Smashmouth (!!!) got involved! Guys who don’t eat pussy don’t qualify as All-Stars!

DJ Khaled tried some damage control with:

But he would have been better off posting some sort of testimonial from his wife saying that she’s cool with remaining orally unpleasured or perhaps some sort of still from their love-making that reveals that he has grown as both a man and as a generous lover since then.

You can watch DJ Khaled discuss his dour-sounding sex life below.


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