Offset Crashed Cardi B’s Concert Last Night In A Public Attempt To Win Her Back

December 16, 2018 / Posted by:

Last night, Offset took his public appeal to woo back his estranged wife Cardi B when he crashed her set, begging her on stage with flowers to take him back. It looks like he has upped his game, but -UGH- this guy. There were 7th grade couples at my school who had more exciting and less predictable make up/break up drama than these two. So how did Cardi react to Offset’s little reindeer games? Let’s just say she wasn’t quick to recreate their old finger banging antics on stage.

Cardi was into her set at the Rolling Loud Festival in Los Angeles when Offset crossed the stage with a bunch of vegetation grasped in his clutches. But wait, that’s not all. Offset also had three massive flower arrangements wheeled in on amps (a nice touch, very rock ‘n’ roll) that spelled out “Take Me Back Cardi” in white and red roses.

Here is the film clip of the big event:

Offset leans in for a kiss and… DENIED! He sulks off the stage after Cardi lectures him for a minute and tells those stage hands to wheel those God Damn flowers off of her stage. Later she posted a followup from what appears to be backstage, asking her fans to leave Offset alone during their very public relationship mess:

Even later she took her perfect tatas to another Instagram confessional (Pillow Talk Edition) where she again pleaded with her fans to step off of Offset and stop bashing him online, name checking Pete Davidson‘s recent desire to leave the earth in the process:

I was all for Offset’s All I Want For My Bday Is You single to drop, but this new public hang doggery feels too phoned in and frankly just brings the sads. Do they have the same publicists as Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra (“Prick“, if we’re going to waste such an amazing moniker on them) or is it a coincidence that Cardi was just giving a major Instagram shoutout to the exact same florist, then low and behold Offset magically appears with them?

I can’t deal with this fakery and foolery. Until Offset brings some bruja hanging by the skin of his nipples by hooks over a Satanic Alter realness to his quest to once again be Cardi’s man, I’ll be flipping through my Junior High yearbooks reliving the real excitement and drama that the IT couples used to go through.

Pic: Twitter

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