Category: Annalynne McCord

Open Post: Hosted By Mark Zuckerberg’s Sister’s Crypto-Themed Version Of “We’re Not Gonna Take It”

March 6, 2022 / Posted by:

Sometimes a delightfully cute story goes viral and captures the imagination of a people. Like when a dog rescues a baby or a cat does a funny dance. Unfortunately, today’s story is neither delightful nor cute. It is has gone viral for exactly the opposite. Mark Zuckerberg’s sister Randi Zuckerberg took the 80s Twisted Sister hit We’re Not Gonna Take It and made a cringey music extolling the values of cryptocurrency. Girlboss meets a volatile investment strategy. Yeah!

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AnnaLynne McCord Has Revealed Her Diagnosis Of Dissociative Identity Disorder

April 20, 2021 / Posted by:

AnnaLynne McCord is someone you’ll recognize if you were a gay in the early-aughts because she was rich bad girl Eden Lord on Nip/Tuck and was the Kelly Taylor of the rebooted 90210. Well, it turns out that while AnnaLynne was busy being a hot actress, she was also busy dealing with mental trauma brought on through childhood sexual abuse and has now been diagnosed with a dissociative identity disorder which she sort of realized she had while working on 90210.

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Lincoln From Prison Break And Eden From Nip/Tuck Are Doing It

July 15, 2011 / Posted by:

I don’t know how or why this happened, but for the past few days Prison Break’s Dominic Purcell and 90210’s Annalynne McCord have been canoodling, handnoodling, mouthnoodling, crotchnoodling and doing every other kind of noodling all over Los Angeles. 41-year-old Dom, who is a father of quatro, got a divorce 3 years ago and 24-year-old (tomorrow) Annalynne recently pushed her chocha away from giant muscle Kellan Lutz. And now Dom and Annalynne are the couple that random purged up.

Everybody’s gotta feed their genitals and put dick on the table, so the only thing I can hate on for now is Dom’s battle against the hot. Staches and undermouth clit buffers work for some, but it doesn’t work for Dom. Dude looks like a trust fund hipster trying to look like a Midwestern gas station clerk who masturbates into taxidermy boxes. It’s not working. Dom needs to get into some shave love and let his octagon jaw be great!

Here’s more of random’s favorite couple of the week hugging on the ho stroll after Annalynne got bikini egged on the set of 90210.

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