Category: Cody Simpson

Miley Cyrus Underwent Vocal Cord Surgery, Will Have To Remain Silent For Weeks In Recovery

November 10, 2019 / Posted by:

People reports that Miley Cyrus had to have her vocal cords operated on, and her recovery will require her to be silent for several weeks. Now, before there’s a mass celebration in the streets, know this – her recovery doesn’t require SOCIAL MEDIA SILENCE. We’re just free from new music and stupid things said in interviews. She can still post pictures of her and her boyfriend Cody Simpson doing everything to challenge our collective patience and gag reflexes and she can always use a dry erase board to write out the dumb shit that comes into her head and take pics of that to post. Technology has really screwed us here.

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Miley Cyrus And Cody Simpson Usher In A New Era Of Nope

November 1, 2019 / Posted by:

It is with a heavy heart that I report that Miley Cyrus and Cody Simpson are still doing the absolute most. It seems there is no relief in sight. My thoughts and prayers are with breakfasts, lunches, and dinners lost during this difficult time. E! News reports that due to lax societal norms, Miley and Cody dressed up as Billy Idol and his dancer ex-girlfriend Perri Lister for Halloween, and assaulted their social media accounts with explicit photos of them making out. In lieu of flowers, please consider a tax deductible donation to the Make It Stop Foundation.

WARNING: This story contains graphic content that some may find disturbing.

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Brody Jenner And Josie Canseco Struck Out/Fell At The Hurdles. OK, They Broke Up

October 29, 2019 / Posted by:

Brody Jenner and Josie Canseco have broken up. The model/DJ/television personality son of a former Olympian (Caitlyn Jenner) and Elvis Presley’s old girlfriend/songwriter (Linda Thompson), and the model/internet personality daughter of a former baseball champ (Jose Canseco) and a former Hooters waitress/reality TV personality (Jessica Canseco), couldn’t find enough common ground to make it work. According to TMZ, both Brody and Josie have scrubbed their respective Instagram accounts of any evidence that the short, yet well documented relationship ever even occurred. If these multi-talented multi-hyphenates can’t have it all, what chance do the rest of us losers have?

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Cody Simpson Threw A Little Dig At Miley Cyrus’ Exes While Lindsay Lohan Threw A Major Dig At Him

October 22, 2019 / Posted by:

Cody Simpson and Miley Cyrus have been having a ball together. They’re maybe living together, getting tattooed together, he cured her of her fear of men/lesbianism, and they’re both sober people who spend time listening to the Earth and making out. They’re doing their thing and it’s soooooooo romantic! Cody is now suggesting that he’s the most romantic relationship Miley’s been in and that previous ones were not. At the same time, Lindsay Lohan has inserted herself into this drama with claims of stolen furniture because apparently Cody dated her sister Ali Lohan and they lived together for a week? I mean… sure. Why not?

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Miley Cyrus Said She Thought She Had To Be Gay Because Men Were Evil, And Other Dumb Shit (UPDATE)

October 21, 2019 / Posted by:

If you are prone to headaches, get your extra-strength Excedrin ready and prepare to triple that shit. If you have an allergy to dumb shit, prepare to snort crushed-up Claritin. Because Miley Cyrus spewed out pure stupidity on Instagram Live. Miley decided to talk about her 2-second-long relationship with Cody Simpson, and she didn’t make any sense, but does she ever?

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Cody Simpson May Have Moved In With Miley Cyrus Already

October 17, 2019 / Posted by:

Ever since Cody Simpson and Miley Cyrus got together after she broke up with Kaitlynn Carter, whom she got with after she broke up with Liam Hemsworth (who has now moved on to department store-sounding actress Maddison Brown), they have been all up in our faces. They’re making out. They’re singing in hospital beds. They’re getting tattoos together (always a good idea)–it’s a full thing. Well add more to it, a recent Instagram post is having people wondering: Is Cody Simpson moving in with Miley Cyrus? Can’t Be Tamed? More like Tamed Every Month.

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