Australia’s biggest pop star (that’s according to Allison when she co-hosts of Dlisted the Podcast) Cody Simpson felt that we hadn’t experienced enough raw sexual fire in our genitals this week, so he threw up this pic of his gal Miley Cyrus marinating in the bath on Instagram Stories yesterday. Oh to be a rubber duckie in that relationship! I’m kidding, that’s probably the worst job ever.
Us Weekly led us to this soapy moment of truth. Simpson didn’t even have the decency to post a caption like “sorry for this” or “if I want her to keep repping me as her boyfriend, I gotta post shit like this, I’m trying to have a career here, you know…”
This also appears to be an attempt to put those breakup rumors to rest. You can’t just rely on your sister to let everyone know you’re still with your girlfriend. Unless someone else took this photo of Miley in her tub and Cody is some sort of creepy hacker. That would be a much more interesting story, but we all know these two have to share every sweaty moment of their lives and this is just an example of that unfortunate paradigm.