There’s a very important update on Pete Davidson’s current relationship status with his latest famous brunette girlfriend. 25-year-old Pete spent the latter part of the summer with Margaret Qualley, and decided autumn would involve wooing Cindy Crawford’s 18-year-old daughter Kaia Gerber (although her exact age at the time of woo is still up for debate). Pete and Kaia recently took their relationship to the next level, which apparently for them means getting photographed holding hands.
Page Six says that photographers caught up with Pete and Kaia at a grocery store in Hillsdale, New York. They were leaving the store and following a person carrying their groceries to their vehicle. Probably an assistant, so that Pete and Kaia can put their hands to better use, like locking them together in full view of a photographer, which is basically a wordless press release that announces: “Oh yes, we are very much a thing.”
— Page Six (@PageSix) November 13, 2019
They were also seen together on a date in California last week.
I know these things take time, but I’m kind of shocked at how slow Pete and Kaia are moving. Rumors about them started last month. Do you know how much Pete accomplished in a month with Ariana Grande? Going Instagram official and multiple tattoos. Holding hands is fine for the average famous couple, but this is Pete Davidson. All the (ahem) perks that come with dating Pete come at a cost, and that cost is quickly getting a handful of regrettable tattoos that will eventually be covered up or lasered off, and casual animal adoption. A cute initial necklace might cut it in a regular relationship, but it’s too basic for this inevitable mess. The next time I see those hands, they better have the initials PD+KG=4EVR tattoed on their ring fingers.