Category: Chet Hanks
A Rapping Rita Wilson Helped Open The 2021 Emmys Last Night
The 2021 Emmys happened last night and the opening was… Have you ever been to a family dinner and the adults get a little too drunk because their kids are old enough to drive home now and they all start sloppily singing some popular song from fifteen years ago and the kids all groan amongst each other, some leave the room in embarrassment and one bright-eyed cousin films it for social media? That. PLUS an awkward rap from a white auntie, courtesy of–WHO ELSE?–Rita Wilson. And no, that’s not a picture of Billy Porter angrily begging for her to stop. He’s hyping her up!
Chet Hanks Doubles Down On His Anti-COVID Vaccine Message
Chet Hanks has obviously been confused for a while; I mean, he thinks he’s Jamaican! Chet recently posted an anti-vaxx rant on Instagram which was very helpful and educational, and so he decided to follow up that up with more bullshit. In his newest video, Chet explained that he hasn’t seen enough “evidence” of the Coronavirus vaccine being “healthy” for you–not compared to aliens, at least! And he said his immune system is just SO powerful that the COVID vaccine is wholly unnecessary. I mean, yes, Chet might be insufferable enough for even COVID-19 to stay away.
Chet Hanks Posted An Anti-Vaxxer Rant On Instagram
So how’s everybody’s White Boy Summer™ going? Mine’s OK, just trying to soak up the sun, read more books, go on regular walks, etc. But what about the founder of White Boy Summer™, Chet Hanks? How’s he? Well, the answer is… the worst. Chet Hanks is the worst. “Tell me something I don’t know!” you might be saying. And, yes, fair.
This wannabe Jamaican nepotism douchebaby “rapper” has never not sucked. But yesterday he managed to top himself when he posted an anti-vaxxer rant video on Instagram. Yep, the son of celebrity COVID survivors Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson doesn’t think we should get the vaccine. 31-year-old Chet’s thinking is “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it,” meaning if he’s never contracted COVID, AKA “the motherfuckin’ flu”, why should he need to get vaxxed against it? Yup, this could be Darwin’s time to shine!
Chet Hanks’ Ex-Girlfriend Is Now Suing Him For $1 Million
Chet Hanks was planning to have the ultimate White Boy Summer, complete with a theme song. Well, Chef better prepare himself for White Boy With Lawsuit Hearings Fall. Because two weeks ago, Chet’s ex-girlfriend, Kiana Parker, filed a restraining order against him, to which he responded by suing her for assault and theft. Now Kiana is coming in hot with a lawsuit of her own, to the tune of $1 million.
Open Post: Hosted By Chet Hanks Teasing His New Song “White Boy Summer”
Last month, Chet Hanks, the 30-year-old douche spawn of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, solidified his place in mega douche history by trying to make “White Boy Summer” a thing. Turns out it was more than just a stupid twist of Megan Thee Stallion‘s “Hot Girl Summer,” it was a new rap single. At least he doesn’t rap in patois, so it could have been worse…
Chet Hanks’ Ex-Girlfriend Took Out A Restraining Order Against Him And He Is Suing Her For Assault And Theft
When I first heard about Chet Hanks’ proposal that we all enjoy a White Boy Summer I said, “sir, I think not.” (Coincidentally, I said the same thing when I first heard about Chet Hanks.) However, if a White Boy Summer leads to the titular white boy finally severing our collective last nerve and getting his comeuppance, before Memorial Day no less, then maybe it’s not such a bad idea. According to TMZ, after running all the way to the bank with the attention he got from his WBS stunting, a video of a violent altercation between him and his ex-girlfriend Kiana Parker has surfaced as it’s reported that Kiana had taken a restraining order out against Chet back in January. And just like that, Chet’s antics went from so not cute to very not cool.